#infj funny

[nemevex]

ENTP: I have news and I need help.

ENTJ: What is it?

ENTP: Bad news: INTJ accidentally locked their keys inside the house.

ENTP: Good news: We didn't need to wait around for a locksmith.

ENTP: Bad news: ISFP finds it highly concerning that I know how to pick locks, so they tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because when I was thirteen I thought it was the sort of skill that would impress hot people.

ENTP: Good news: A hot person saw me do it.

ENTP: Bad news: It was INFJ, and since they've already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I once drove into a lake, they'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do.

[trashandwriting]

[mbti-enemies]

INFJ: *pours glass of water and leaves room before remembering to actually drink it*

INFJ: what can I say... inferior Se....

INTJ: That’s on you -  I have inferior Se too you know but I don’t do weird stuff

[dehya-selei]

INFJ and logistics

INFJ: doing logistics make me feel like I accomplished nothing all day, even if it’s not true.

[539481]

Modes a Infj can be in

1. Existential crisis mode

2. So done with humanity mode

3. Loving and caring deeply mode

4. Being overly passionate about something mode

5. Hibernation mode

Feel free to add some more in the comments 🤣

[alltypesofmbti]

infj’s..:)

[539481]

Ex clasmate: I have discovered a cheap cure for cancer

Me: Wow that's neato, I wrote like 7 tumblr posts today!

[infj-francais]