#informationpurge

[hadplans]

@informationpurge started following you:

Netzach is making progress, in the grand scheme of things. It takes effort, slowly picking through this whole new universe, and finding the things that they like. This time, it’s cooking. Netzach, determined to at least know the concept, has bought a strange variety of produce, as well as a few jars of spices. 

They actually drop one of the bags when they spot Yesod, struck dumb for a moment while they determine if what’s in front of them is reality. Hand dropping to their hip, Netzach pinches themselves hard enough to leave a mark, mouth caught open in a gasp as the pain registers. Awake, alert, conscious. Terrifying. They could rush up to the other, but the immediate chime in their head reminds them that Yesod may be angry at them for being boisterous, for letting their energy spread out instead of boiling in their chest like this. He’s not a fan of their antics, and this seems like another one of those occasions.

Despite everything, Netzach does not listen to themselves, and approaches Yesod in long strides with eyes alarmingly more clear than what the other is probably used to. 

“If you’ve been here all along, I’m going to lose my damn mind.” It’s said matter-of-factly, though Netzach doesn’t seem truly incensed. “So uh, yeah. Hi.” 

[keiisho]

A mass text was sent to everyone in the agency:

[text from: Lord El-Melloi II]

[There has been report of several incidents on Crimson Lane.] [There has been no news on who is involved or how this started. However the violence only seems to be escalating.] [Kurashiki and Yesod, you are to remain at the office and take any witness reports that come in.] [Tenmyouji and Emiya you are to be on the scene, but not directly involved. Collect eyewitness reports there.] [Jyuzo I realize you have been busy but if you could back them up I would appreciate it.] [Anda Teika if you so much as go near that scene I will fire you. Same for Zal, Badou, and Waver.] [Augustus you remain on support as well.] [Scriggins you are already in the shit with me based on recent reports of violence so you stay out of the way. Support Tenmyouji and Emiya.]

@underteika​ @baddestdangerboy​ @informationpurge​ @vclours​ @indigocrash​ @ribcagebullets​ @gildedusurper​ @gunheaded​ @lackofoxxygen @ninthextrication @oneeyedpsychic

[eusyram]

Switcheroo~

Send me “Switcheroo!” and I’ll redesign your muse as if they were from my muse’s universe

character notes:

the mary s.u.e.s collectively agree that he’s “kind of plain”

however, he makes for an excellent butler because he’s meticulous and detail oriented!

there was trouble getting yesod to adjust at first when he ended up in the LAND OF THE MARY SUE one day out of the blue

but then they decided to give him regular body and take out all of his extra junk--circuits, wires, gadgets, memories

now he serves them tea! or banana splits. whatever they want, really

he’s also in charge of welcoming new s.u.e.s into the world with a fresh cup of tea

commentary:

“he’s the most boring looking guy around here, but that’s what makes him unique!” - mary sue 458C9220X10

“he never spills a drop. he can even pour drinks upside down!” - mary sue 58922YU82882

“i kinda miss his straight-laced comments now that we’ve stripped him of any personality, but sometimes we’ll take his old box body out for kicks and poke it when we’re bored. it’s been painted pink and decorated with ribbons and acts as a jukebox in its spare time! kinda quaint, don’tcha think?” - mary sue A81236B828

“we’ve all agreed not to touch his face, but we might add wings to him one day! it’s fun customizing someone who won’t change form with a snap of your fingers--we actually have to get physical and focus to do his makeovers.” - mary sue T4884112H8283

“it was a no-brainer to remove his traumatic past, but leaving juuust a smidge of anxiety so he blushes when he makes a mistake was genius! he’s soooo cute when he’s embarrassed!” - mary sue 7644U129382F128

[suplex51]

What if you were from a video game?

What If?

“I am, jackass. Bright idea: try not pushing your luck, mocking me and everything I stand for.”  

[underteika-archived]

What if someone asked you a what if question?

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.

“....”

...

“???????”

[necronomiconed]

There’s nothing too conspicuous about a teenage girl on her laptop.

Hogging the entire bench to herself as she hunches over the sticker-plastered piece of hardware in her lap, Futaba’s fingers switch between lightly tapping the keys and moving so fast they practically blur, searching for something around here that would keep her interest. Lately, she’s had little time or reason to work on her true calling, and all that time away can give a girl a hankering for a challenge.

Aaaand...bingo. A specific name stands out among simple lines of odd numbers and cheesily named hotspots, and with a crossing of the legs and adjusting of the glasses, she begins her dive.

“Alright, come to Mama — woah!” The strings of code unintelligible to most are so long, it actually gives her pause for a moment. Only a moment, until a grin cracks across her face, devious glint snaking into mauve eyes as she does her best mockery of knuckle-cracking. 

She can’t say she knows what the YESOD.exe is, but she’s going to find out, even if her legs go numb. Decoding already in progress, the outside world is completely tuned out, the noise of the afternoon crowd turning into a soft buzz at the back of her skull.

Now, just what’s hiding here....

@informationpurge

[fibermade-blog1]

🙉

Send a symbol to learn about one of my muse’s weaknesses! 🙉 what are two things that make my muse uncomfortable in conversation

1) Sexual innuendo. Despite Senketsu’s saucy appearance, Ryuko is a very shy, self-conscious person. She’s embarrassed by dirty jokes, even threatening physical violence against Mikisugi for implying that she would want to be “more than a student and teacher” with him. He once remarked that her sense of humor is oddly puritanical for a 17-year-old.

2) Parents. This one is a big yikes that requires no explanation. Just... don’t bring it up, for everyone’s benefit. Please.

[regerror-blog1]

( @informationpurge​ ) 

      9S didn’t feel guilty about tricking and tapping into such a human-looking life-form. Not in the least, actually, for he’d discovered its true identity pretty quickly, and they weren’t the sort who deserved a ton of mercy in his opinion.  

      After all, it was just a machine.

     -- something inconsequential. An existence barely bound to the world, with manufactured feelings, and thoughts, and duties. They repeated their mistakes ad infinitude and never learned. But 9S did, and so that’s why he wouldn’t believe them -- couldn’t believe them, even, because what did they know?

      All he needed was information, anyway.

      But the further he dived through the winding routes of this one’s database, the stranger each and every branching path he accessed became. Something clutched inside his chest, but he pressed on -- curious, and needy. It had to have seen something unusual about this place.