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ingloriousheist replied to your post:So I was at work today and the store speakers were...

That sounds like something that would happen in a magic realism universe where some well meaning millennial was trying to prove that both songs had the same mystical effect on like, ghost summoning. “See, you don’t have to listen to traditional music that doesn’t put you in the right summoning mood! The Killers is fine!”

This is basically what one of my coworkers said to me soon after I started working there. She was hooking her phone to the speakers and was like “yeah, the owner likes to play chill classical or new age instrumental stuff, but I think the spirits like things mixed up a bit” and then put on late 90s / early 2000s rock.

#ingloriousheist #adventures of an apothecary apprentice

I have been tagged by specularoperations

1. One Song: Come With Me Now by KONGOS, because it is upbeat dark and there is accordion.

2. Two Movies: The Princess Bride because it was a cornerstone of my childhood and Iron Man because it got me interested in Marvel.

3. Three Tv-Shows: Gravity Falls because I just enjoy watching it so verrrrrry much, Agent Carter because it’s a brilliant amalgam of buddy-cop, noir, and super-hero, and Last Week Tonight because Oliver manages to make me laugh while also fear for the future of the human race.

4. Four Video Games: Uh....if it’s games I’ve actually played, I’d have to choose Portal, Mario Kart, Mario Kart Wii (yes, it’s a different game), and...Lego Star Wars? If it’s games I’ve heard of, I’d choose Portal 2, Morrowind, Journey, and Hiveswap (even though it’s not released because I actually intend to play it unlike the other ones)

5. Five Foods: Clementines, chocolate pastries of almost any description, mozzarella, smoked salmon, and kale (it’s a good addition to a lot of stuff and doesn’t go bad as fast as spinach)

6. Six People to Tag: ingloriousheist, reallyssa, kotin, bringthegun, wordlessrage, eilonna

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casually liveblogs all of sense8 into my moirail’s inbox

((Psa: I finished sense8. I’m probably not going to tag spoilers specifically much, so just block the whole tag.))

((I was only gonna put the good parts, but eh, most of it’s here. ))

Me: okay okay i'm watching sense8 Cassie: Yay!

Me: why does he have to be such a decent guy Me: the dude who's trying to marry the indian chick. i am terrible with names :D Cassie: I don't remember his name, either. But yeah, he seems like a sweetheart Me: Poor dude Cassie: Yeah Me: awww sun has prison friends Me: oh shit terrible boyfriend is here Me: oh shit protective boyfriend Me: (the good one) Cassie: Sun's prison friends are a delicious kind of irony, because they're there for killing the men who treated them like shit, and she's there to protect them Me: ayup Me: but at least it's a stick-together group instead of an at-everyone's-throat's group Me: "What would nancy drew do" "i sense a costume opportunity" pffft Cassie: They're so funny, I love it. Wwndd is the best thing Me: "wow it worked! you learned that in a book?" al;esdjfadf Me: actually me Me: the trying something i read bit Me: shit dude duck! Me: welp that sucks Me: shiiiiiiit Me: what the fuck man Me: that's what they were gonna turn nomi into?? D= Cassie: Yep! Me: don't sound so cheerful about it XD Me: daniella :( :( :( Me: those boys are idiots if they don't know what she did Me: sun <3 <3 Me: "my mother did not teach me to sew but my father taught me buisness" heart <3 <3 Me: "okay wolfie, what are you in for?" "fighting" "cool" yeah p much Cassie: Poor Daniella, yeah. And Felix is hilarious Me: hell yes felix Me: x2 combo Me: *giggles* Me: i love doging fights Me: "stop fighting i don't wanna hurt you" you sound sound very convincing sun Me: a little late guys Me: ooo i wanna see what the making out looks like to people not there Me: ahahahahaha THANK YOU Me: "the fuck you doing" "*the lingual equivalent of vague, noncommittal gesture*" Me: lito better not let that happen Me: "face time without a phone" pffft Me: shit!!! Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT THIS GIFSET IS FROM Me: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL Me: a;lksdfja;lsdjfasdfa THIS IS GREAT Me: CORDINATED FIGHTING IS MY FAVORITE Me: HELP I'M HAVING ISSUES Me: A;SLDFJLSJFALJSDF Me: they're alll doing it i can't Me: OH SHIT OH SHIT OHHH Me: ^actual thing i said outloud Cassie: Is this the thing with Nomi? Me: yes Cassie: Capheus is great there. "I can," he says, grinning. "I saw this in a movie once," he says, laughing. "I'm going to die," Nomi screams. Me: i couldn't hear her over my own screams xD Me: oh no D= poor kala Cassie: I don't think Nomi actually said that, but you know she was thinking it. What's going on with Kala? Me: ah okay xD Me: her father-in-law-to-be got murdered right in front of her Cassie: Oh yes, you got to the part where he was Caesared. Okay Yeah that was shitty Me: yeah Me: mean bitter old lady Me: I KNEW I NEVER TRUSTED JONAS Me: i really like kala's fiance. he's such a sweetie pie Me: !!!! sun's dad Me: also kala's dude is handling his father's death either really well, or really badly Me: oh he's not dead Me: oh riley :( Me: also i love how that lady was like "love in a cluster is the worst kind of narcissism" and this cluster has two already Cassie: She really bitter old lady. Cassie: And honestly I still don't know whether they can trust Jonas. Me: welp

Me: lito stop being sad Me: it makes me sad Me: i don't like the way jonas talks about us v them Me: als;dkjfasd lito Me: "would any of you suck cock for this?" "yeah, sure" pffft yes good Me: AHAHAHHAHA YESSSSS Me: yayy go fix it lito Me: why don't any of them use the cell phone trick Cassie: What a good henchman. Cassie: And idk because it doesn't occur to them? That or they've gotten that info from Riley or Will already. Me: no i mean the trick of holding your phone to your ear when you're tlaking to people that other people can't see Me: they never use that in movies/tv Me: .... lito why are you kissing him Me: okay that's like a first step to admitting it to other people i guess? Me: a;ldsfjkasd riley you're getting your dad and his buddies high really Cassie: Lito is really over dramatic, all the time. Me: okay sun come save lito's ass Cassie: And yeah, oh my god, Riley just GIVES them E Me: and they're like "OOOOO" Me: al;sdjfas GO DANI with A SHOVEL Cassie: Lito comes in like a badass action movie star and then resorts to throwing flowers Me: OH EVEN BETTER IT'S WOLFIE Me: help he's hot Me: "you call that a punch" Me: a;lskjfasdfa Cassie: Wolfie. Wolfie Wolfie Wolfie. What a scary guy Me: mmmhmmm Cassie: Also, what a good guy. Like, underneath the whole criminal tough dude mob thing Me: haha yeas Me: yes* Me: awwww Me: SERIOUSLY SHE'S TAKING MORE PICTURES Me: i like how she's still a part of them even though she's technically not needed anymore xD Me: pfft they got high /before/ the show that's smart Me: uh that was graphic. thanks i needed to see that Me: do we have to watch everyone's births?? xD Me: seriously they're watching tv and not the birth, wow Cassie: Yeah the birth thing was weird Me: did any of them go to a hospital, seriously Me: oh god riley Me: ahhh only two eps left Me: i should sleep though Cassie: "Oh god Riley" was pretty much my mantra through the last two episodes Cassie: But yeah, sleep is good Me: oh noooo xD Me: yeah. gotta be out of the hotel by 11

Me: Bitter old lady >.> Me: Is it bad that I think the brother killed the dad and not suicide? Me: Oh guess not xD Me: Go Sun! Cassie: He deserves every punch he gets Me: Hell yes Me: Oh shit he used the van as a baseball bat Me: Still don't trust Jonas Cassie: Hahaha Me: Ahhhh last one Me: .... I knew Will was my favorite for a reason xP Me: (the bit with his therapist as a kid) Me: Oh god Riley. She was pregnant? Cassie: Yep Cassie: Yep yep yep Cassie: "Oh god, Riley, honey, Riley, baby" was basically my mantra at tree end for a reason Cassie: *the end Me: Science! Me: Poor Riley baby Me: Holy shit Wolfgang Cassie: Wolfie doesn't fuck around Me: *points and laughs about the boys and the car* Me: Oh will xD Me: Ahaha thank you lito Me: "Oh shit four guards" "is that all" Me: I can't tell who I'm more attracted to, Sun or Wolfie Me: Will, now is not the time for tender touches Cassie: Will now is the time for action Cassie: Also the car thing was great Cassie: And Sun was great Me: Okay that did not look like Jonas was working /with/ whispers.... But still Me: They all need sunglasses. Sunglasses everywhere Me: Oh shit he saw will Cassie: I literally cursed at the top of my lungs at that part Me: I kind of missed it bc texting xD Me: Oh Riley Me: Also "but I know who can" hell yes Wolfie Me: Don't do it will! Me: He's been the fastest at picking this up (or maybe I'm biased). He can't die :( Me: Medical coma? Me: Or just knock out Cassie: Knocked out Cassie: I think still has practiced this, and that the girl who died was also part of the cluster. Cassie: *Will has Cassie: That's why it's so easy for him Me: Ohhh that makes sense Cassie: That or she was part of a different cluster, and they'd made eye contact. Cassie: A cluster that Whispers took out, which is what the thing with watching a surgery is about Me: Yeah I got that much Me: Oooh that's smart. As long as he doesn't look at the gps, he can't know where they are Me: Ugh how long till the next season comes out Cassie: Mhm, and if they keep him from being conscious too long, he won't reach out to the others Cassie: I don't know, but I want it now Me: same

#re liveblogs sense8 #ingloriousheist

I always forget how pleasant the fish widget on your sidebar is. It's remarkably soothing and super awesome!

Heeee, thank you! It makes me happy too. 8)

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Librarian! 139

"The waif with the big eyes was looking at it too."

#ingloriousheist #A Fest for Crows #I already went through all the books near me #all the rest were on my bookcase #and about equally far away #so I closed my eyes and chucked a squishy rubber chick at the bookcase #and this is what it hit

re: we did you follow me: You're my moirail, you fuckwit, of course I followed you. :P

WELL I WASN'T REALLY ASKING /YOU/

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#ingloriousheist #Ask Re Stuffs!

queensthief tagged me in this: "Hello, lovely! Once you get this, you must publicly say five things you like about yourself, then pass it on to ten of your favorite followers." so I'm putting my answers under a readmore cause otherwise this might get long.

1. I love my hair. I dyed it blue over the dark brown, so in bright sunlight you could see that it was blue all over (it's pretty much faded now though), and am considering bleaching the ends and making them bright red. It's also fairly longish, and while the ends are a bit beat up, that makes it better for dying!

2. I love my dreams. I have dreams really often that seem like I'm being put in simulations to see how I'd react/be taught how to deal with thing. I often have the same dream multiple times in a night, with tiny things being changed that mean that I can't reuse my plan from last time, and instead have to adapt to the situation. I feel like my brain is prepping me with useful skills.

3. I love that I'm super good with animals. My science teacher at one point had 4 scorpions and I was able to pick them up and play with them without getting stung once.

4. I love how I can go into a sort of Night Vale mode and basically start spewing weird, eldritch-type sentences basically at the drop of a hat. I like to think they feel pretty close to some of the stuff the show comes up with.

5. I love the fact that I'm pretty strong. While it makes me constantly worried that I'm going to hurt someone accidentally, I like being able to lift things for other people and I especially like knowing that if I were to get mugged or something, all of my years of karate and rugby would mean that I would have a good chance of getting myself and my friends out of that situation unharmed.