#inhup

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Nita: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!  Kovit: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from INHUP.  Nita: (hanging it on their wall) Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award! 

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Only Ashes Remain: Now Who’s the Monster?

Only Ashes Remain: Now Who’s the Monster?

The second installment of the Market of Monsters trilogy is finally here, and it was so worth the wait. This is another fast-paced, blood-drenched installment that lives up to the promise of the first book in all categories. The characters continue their development in new and interesting directions, the action remains consistent and fairly constant, …

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Adair: What are you doing in my corpse hatch? INHUP agent: You're under arrest! Adair: Did I say "corpse hatch"? Uh... I meant "innocence tube"!

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INHUP: Tell me why we shouldn’t just execute Kovit. Nita: You don’t have all the facts! INHUP: Which are? Nita: I love him.

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INHUP Agent: Have you seen this boy? His name is Fabricio Nita: No. Never seen that dick. INHUP Agent: How do you know he's a dick? Nita: Lucky guess.

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(Nita and Kovit are sneaking into Inhup to see his sister) Receptionist: Look, she's not seeing anyone today. Okay? Kovit: That's okay, buddy. We're from the union. Receptionist: The union? Kovit: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Receptionist: A little. We don't even have dental. Kovit: (to Nita) They don't even have dental… Nita: (shakes her head)

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INHUP agent: So, fake passport, fake credit cards. You got anything that's real? Kovit : My boobs.

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Kovit: I demand a trial by combat! INHUP Agent: This isn’t Game of Thrones- Kovit: Nita, be my champion! Nita: Okay!