#innocent quotes

[black-lone-knight]

It's been two days since Dick’s arrival at the Wayne Manor. Currently Dick is holding a magazine with a picture of him and Bruce on its cover.

Dick: What's a DILF?

Bruce, chocks on his tea: What?!

Dick, shows the cover: Here, it says you're a DILF.

Bruce: Ah, it means...

Bruce: ...

Bruce: a Dad who Is Loving and Fantastic.

...

Months later.

Superman: Batman has told me a lot about you.

Dick as Robin, enthusiastic: He has?

Superman: Yes, your Dad loves you so much.

Robin: Holy hotdogs! He's a real DILF.

Superman:

Superman:

Superman: Oh yeah... He certainly is.

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

Marker: From now on, I'm here to help.

Firey Jr: I'd feel a lot more confident if you weren't holding a champagne glass full of Scrabble letters but you're all we got.

[marune2]

Crack Nacht is Yami sexual

But the yami‘s are Faust sexual too

Now fighting sukehiro and ichika over Nacht and Nacht can’t choose wo he take well Polly or fight to death it will be

[pastelchaos12]

Cross: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Ink, Blue, &Dream: Okay.

Cross: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Blue: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Dream: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Ink: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Hizen, Yamanbagiri, and Izuminokami : *spinning a little and talking*

Koryuu, Ookanehira , and Nansen: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[original-begay-docrime]

The Dreaming gang as Incorrect Quotes:

Part 1:

Morpheus: We need to distract these guys

Lucienne:Leave it to me

Lucienne: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Corinthian , Matthew the raven, and Gault: *Immediately begin arguing*

Meryn Pumkinhead, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[lucasmatthews]

Lucaya is a part of the Riley Matthews’ Emotional Support Task Force

“never send a boyfriend to do a best friend’s work. out friar! walk it off!!”

quote from parks and rec 6x06- Recall Vote

NOTE: lucaya is my brotp, i love their dynamic it’s amazing and i respect all lucaya shippers!

[foolilazuli]

Can I have your name, please?

Spain: Sure it’s Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

America: Geez, could your name be any longer?

Spain: You’re one to talk Mr Alfred Fly-from-fornication Jones

America: The F stands for Freedom now!