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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#archive of our own #ao3

segamascott

Hello

not reading all that

squeakadeeks

baby waiting politely to be let into the baby building

nikoanesti

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

grendel-menz

I’m making this post on the behalf of Hamza and his family, who are currently suffering in Gaza.

In Gaza, people’s incomes have been severely impacted for the past three years. Please consider helping my friend Hamza and his family — which includes several children— afford food and proper medical care as prices continue to be high and unstable.

FUNDRAISER HERE.

dosmeow

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

lumimie

I think it's funny

eros-telesse

*Kon and Jon in space back from a mission*

Kon : The stars are beautiful from here.

Jon : Yeah.

Kon : But do you know who is more beautiful?

Jon : Yeah.

Jon & Kon enamored : Damian/Tim...

Kon :

Jon :

Kon : Tim is objectively more attractive.

Jon : Are you high? Damian is obviously the most beautiful.

Kon : Damian?! He's a scary, mean, stabby, assassin!

Jon : Oh you did not.

Kon : Oh but I did.

Jon : TIM IS LIKE A RACCOON HIGH ON PAIN MEDICATION!

Kon : LISTEN THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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Diana : Everyone! I received a signal of fighting in the atmosphere near the earth!

Bruce : We need to prepare.

Barry : I'm connecting us to the satellite for a visual! There it's-

Justice league :

Oliver : Am I tripping or is that your child's Clark?

Clark : I- I mean yeah but...

J'onn : The audio is connecting.

Kon audio : TIM IS THE BEST YOU BITCH! HE'S HOT, PRETTY, GORGEOUS, SMART, INCREDIBLE! WAY BETTER THAN MISTER EX ASSASSIN! *Laser eyes*

Jon audio : NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU HALF-ASSED CLONE! DAMIAN HE'S WHAT EARTH HAVE DONE BEST! TIM CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF BEING LIKE HIM! *Throw a meteorite at him*

Justice league :

Hal : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

Bruce with the biggest sigh of the world : Clark.

Clark really embarrassed by his kids : Yep- going right now!

zanyanimegirl99

Batman, on watchtower duty, writing on a whiteboard with many aberrations and colors.

Superman, Green Arrow, and Flash watching and trying to figure out what is going on.

The top corner has a star with Strong, Honest (?), and legacy kid written down.

Supes: Hey, B. What is this for?

Bat: Just a little analysis for fun.

GA: Stop the presses, local Batman does something for fun!

Flash: But why does it say sassy and tall here?

Bat: …I’m trying to figure out if my sons have anything similar in their chosen romantic partners.

Flash: You’re analyzing your kids types.. for fun?

Batman, taking out his pointer and a red marker: My two eldest show preference for red heads with with green eyes, but my two youngest like Kryptoniains.

Supes: What-

Batman: My middle two seem to gravitate towards a sassier or snarky type, no offense to Roy, where as the youngest and oldest like earnest and cheerful types.

GA: Which one is Roy dating?!

Batman: None, they’re married Arrow, try to keep up. Now, other than being legacy children, their partners don’t have much in common. BUT, if I add in my daughter, who has a snarky and cheerful partner, we can begin to draw a hypothesis for (continued ramblings)

Supes, Arrow, and Flash watching in awe, as Batman is mildly enjoying himself.