How about a reader that’s from some place really cold, (I was thinking Alaska maybe)and has a lot of cold weather dogs,and they invite the misfits to stay with them for awhile?
A/N: im getting metal gear solid flashbacks. this may be long. gonna try something new and do a group thing :))) then individuals :)))
S/O Who Lives In Alaska.
Misfits/Context:
You asked what?
To go to Alaska?
Ryan thought it was a great idea
Everyone else thought not
“I love Y/N but Alaska is fucking cold”
But somehow everyone was shoved on the next flight over.
You couldn’t pick them up at the airport because you lived far out of the city and you were very busy. So they had to get a taxi/uber to get there.
You lived in a lodge that was owned by your parents quite cozy and hospitable and the gang was feeling wholesome there.
Fitz:
Cam: *camera zooming on him* Guess we’re going to Alaska then.
Comes out for breakfast the next morning and everyone is staring at this massive bear that’s on the backdoor step
Everyone is freaking out because you’re still asleep
“Someone get Y/N”
So he goes and gets you
“Is that fat fucking bear back again?”
You promptly get out of bed and do this
“That bear comes every once and a while and tries to break into the house for food. So lock the doors that lead outside”
His name is Winnie apparently.
He’s apparently very tame and doesn’t attack, if you’re lucky he’ll let you pet him sometimes.
Human food is drugs for animals so you also tell them to not leave any food outside.
He’ll never forget you driving down the drive way to show them around your hometown and that massive bear comes pounding towards the car to say goodbye.
Swagger:
Cam: How are you doing Swagger?
Swagger: i’m high from the plane ride, i’m cold, i can’t feel my toes, i’m on the other side of the fucking world where my girlfriend lives and i’m cold.
Cam: You said it’s cold twice
Swagger: i know.
Genuinely scared that bears will kill him
But then sees your 50+ dogs and calms down a bit
Then you have to teach them about what to do if they encounter a bear and he’s terrified.
You invite him on a hike for some one on one time.
You bring a gun.
Which you know, is normal.
Then you all encounter some tracks, the 4 dogs you brought with you didn’t like it so you tell them all to turn back.
Then comes the howling of wolves.
“No, fuck this shit we’re going home”
He doesn’t really go outside much after that.
But enjoys the trip never the less.
Zuckles:
This boy is Australian. And we aussies have very few places to experience snow
So you can bet at the first sign of snow he fuckin jumped into it and got his clothes wet
Now he’s even more cold.
At least the rental car had good air conditioning
“IS THAT A FUCKING BEAR CUNTS?!”
Legit wants to size up a bear, but that could be his stupidity or the fact that he’s possibly drunk or high.
He underpacks warm clothes so you end up taking him shopping.
Toby:
You invite her to experience something really magical.
From your balcony on the second story, you call her up a little after sunset and pass her a gun scope.
A few hundred feet away is a herd of bison migrating
She’ll never forget that.
Inutt:
“Babe can we go dog sledding?”
You then teach them all how to dog sled
Piling one or two people at a time on a sled each and having races up and down a frozen lake.
That was definitely something he wouldn’t forget.
