#insert troll face here

[cherrytomatoe]

If I ever go on America's Got Talent

I would tell the judges I am doing close up magic and ask if if can go down to the judges table to show them. Then, I would tell them that I have the power to make objects fall from the sky. I would then be all like "ok, I can show you if you close your eyes..." Then they would close their eyes and I would slam the golden buzzer, causing gold confetti to rain down and I would proceed to run off the stage.

[onceuponamusing]

me, seeing a meme my muse would hate: OOOOOooooh...

my muse, staring me dead in the eye: Ho don't do it.

me: *hovers pointer over reblog button*

muse: I said: Do. Not.

me:

muse:

me: ...... *clicks reblog*

muse: OH!!! MY!!! GOD!!!!!

[solastia]

[thebadpool]

I'm not sure why, but I always feel really awkward about rebloging things... Reblog if you agree.

[vmprsm]

Sunday Six

EACH SUNDAY, POST SIX OR SO SENTENCES FROM A WRITING PROJECT- PUBLISHED, SUBMITTED, IN PROGRESS, FOR YOUR CAT -WHATEVER. The dark man, Kylo, wasn't the only one with a side wound. He had to turn towards the nurse, and therefore toward Kylo, who was looking at him oddly. “You’re afflicted.” he stated without preamble. “I would have thought that was obvious.” Hux groused, scrunching his nose in a wince as the nurse pulled off the gauze tape. It pulled at the edges of his wound, held together with many more stitches than the other man’s cheek. “It was. You have nice eyes when you’re feral.”

[100stepstogo-blog]

That moment when you tell your friend you know what you're going to get them for their birthday, and they ask, "What!?!?!?" and you purposefully never reply.

[sporadic-inspiration-blog]

Pokemon Joke

You: Hey, man. What's your favorite pokemon?

Unsuspecting friend: Oh, man, Evee is totes the besties. How about you?

You: Ditto.

[kdogishere-blog]

@Zayn

You is fiiiiiiiiine