I don't even know

my interests range from all that pastel hipster junk to terrible puns and everythng in between. I also do art for all you know I could be famous. (probably not, but maybe. you don't know.)

[mcmusic1-blog]

The last TV show or movie you watched will now become your life story for the whole summer!

What ones did you get?

[cherrytomatoe]

I refer to everyone as kid

Because even if they're older than me, they can't say anything cuz I'm simply calling them a baby goat and everyone loves baby goats

[legendarydefenderallura]

soooo like are they ever gonna explain why Matt decided to leave a clickbait tombstone around like, “lol dad’s gonna get so fucked up over this”

[southernbellegaming]

pretty much how i get ready for Halloween

[kristenraemiller]

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

[novak-cas]

Peaceful times before the skeleton war

[respectfulmemes]

[thingsonmydragon]

what’s this?? your pikachu is evolving into a gyarados???

ok I guess

[cherrytomatoe]

Operator: hello, this is the homicide tipline. What would you like to report

Me: ah yes, I would like to give some valuable tips on murder first you-

Operator: ma'am this isn't how this works

[cherrytomatoe]

Donald trump is a cheeto, but definitley not a flaming hot one.

[churmandurr]

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

[churmandurr]

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

[cherrytomatoe]

So I was looking up Jake Paul cuz I wanted to know who he actually is (ik I’m behind on the times) and this lovely garbage shows up (I could be referring to the pictures, or the trash, you decide)

[cherrytomatoe]

Now that's some fresh milk

[cherrytomatoe]

You: what's up

Me,an intellectual: what is transpiring above thine's head

[onlytwitterpics]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[mesolelot]

My favorite thing about the picture of dorian gray is how nobody ever sits down like a normal person, they always have to “fling” themselves onto whatever chair or divan or sofa, it’s so extra and I’m here for it

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[littlelions101]

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

[siriuslyymoonyy]

It got better