#insomnia posts

[anothertranspuppygirl]

OK That's it motherfucker you're going in the basement and we're listening to my favorite ultimately well-off but still quite obscure indie rock band

Yes, of course I'm forcefeming you while we're down there it's implied, why do you think I have the basement?

[huntedreader]

These are my iced coffee earrings to keep going with my whimsical earring posts!

[forbiddenfruittickling]

Batman Villains as Tickle Moods

(As They Apply to Me Personally, a Niche Post)

From a lifelong Batman fan

I have this rogues galley so figured out, you can call me Dr. Hugo Strange. My own personal takes as I feel them.

Ler Energy

Riddler

Ra’s al Ghul

Harley Quinn

Mr. Freeze

Scarecrow

Professor Pyg

Clayface

Penguin

Lock-Up

Lee Energy

Catwoman

Poison Ivy

Mad Hatter

Zsasz

Egghead

Ventriloquist

Killer Croc

Clock King

Maxie Zeus

Switch Energy

Two-Face (obvi)

Bane

Talia al Ghul

Joker

Manbat

Red Claw

Phantasm (again obvi)

Fidelio Energy

The Court of Owls

[cryptic-queer-cryptid]

people bending over backwards to make interpersonal conflicts between two characters entirely one characters “fault” solely because they personally relate to the character they’re defending has to be more of the more fascinating phenomenons arising from online fandom culture

[ericamzdm]

There’s a deeper and more nuanced post to be made here, but.

Adora.

What did you think the tanks were for.

[jawbone-xylophone]

I am so sleep deprived I’m considering writing a Tumblr essay on the magical significance of hair as relates to why I’m not going to shave my legs for someone else’s aesthetic goals, featuring references to Samson of Christian mythology, Gandalf, and also possibly Santa Claus.

I invite both enablers and people telling me to cease immediately.

[escaped-goat]

Get in, losers. We’re goin’ dusting.

(wanted to draw some Chara today).

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

listen,,,,,,, Ive laughed at the Humans Are Weird posts as much as anyone else, including the ones where aliens are completely befuddled by our ability to lie and make up stories but,,,,, l i s t e n

lies and making up stories are the result of our capacity for imagination

if you can imagine things, you can make shit up

making shit up INCLUDES thinking up new tools aka Technology™️

without the ability to imagine tools you dont already have you cannot create things

in other words, those aliens who have no imagination

we would have to go to them

and give them our technology

because they would not have even invented the wheel probably

imagine youre just a cavedwelling tentacle being, watching your 5 kids with eleven of your eyes, using 3 eyes to carve out the flesh of your prey and ready it for consumption

and then one of the eyes you had trained on the sky to watch out for predatory flying creatures spots this humongous............ weirldy shaped rock???? just coming down at you???????

skip to some time later when yall have Made Contact and the newcomers have figured out how to communicate with you

and they come from somewhere in the sky???? as if there could be anythin there that isn’t the wide blue expanse or the sparkly things??????

and these weird creatures are just. constantly talking. asking about ur life and telling u about theirs. but their life makes no sense??? and then u find out they can lie??? what even is a lie???? what???

mindblown