#insooutso

[thisdayinfavrd]

June 25, 2009

I hid in the jello tree and as the glowing hamburgers passed by, their whale song began to echo. I gonna buy a CASE of this cold medicine. @Zaius13 (Damn Dirty Ape) – 97

I guess this is just another one of my little quirks but I HATE it when Mom tries to high-five me while we're watching gay porn. @fireland (Joshua Allen) – 93

I need to talk my wife into letting me take naked pictures of her. Otherwise I won't be able to explain these naked pictures of her. @InSoOutSo (insooutso) – 86

Never give your penis an imposing name like "Mjölnir" or "The Butcher of Kiev". Lowered expectations are your friend. I suggest "Murray". @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 85

RIP Farrah Fawcett Obituary News Coverage @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 71

HEY GUYS! I JUST HAD FREE SUSHI! HIGH FIVES! Don't leave me hanging, guys! Geez. Somebody die or something? Jerks. @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 68

My thoughts and prayers are with Michael Jackson's family, monkey, and Elephant Man skeleton. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 67

Twitter is an extremely powerful medium for communicating the death of celebrities. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 67

I am stunned. I lived in a mid-sized, majority white town when Thriller broke. Didn't get called nigger for that whole year. Thanks, Mike. @SeoulBrother (SeoulBrother) – 65

Getting my car inspected. Enjoying the short lines, free donuts, cappuccino and wi-fi. Chatting with the friendly personnel. Ha-ha. No. @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 63

CNN has just reported that, according to Twitter, Micheal Jackson is dead. @Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro) – 61

Breaking News: Michael Jackson taken to children's hospital. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 60

Not sure whether to turn my avatar black or white. @abigvictory (Michele Catalano) – 60

Would my hippie dress be more acceptable to you if I told you I caught and skinned the hippie myself? @MsHiss (Hissy) – 60

RIP Michael Jordan. @gruber (John Gruber) – 57

Judging by the tone of this restraining order, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the flowers I've been sending to your wife. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 57

North Korea is threatening a 'fire shower' attack. I fear they have figured out a way to remotely flush our toilets. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 56

You can take my pants, but you'll never take my...actually, no, carry on, I'd like to see where you're going with this. @rsmallbone (rsmallbone) – 53

I am going to assume that what you said was funny, and I am going to laugh so you will think I am smart. @CranberryPerson (N/A) – 53

If only there were some way to harness the power of Twitter to communicate lunch choices. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 51

[designgeekery]

insooutso replied to your photo:The sad reminder that I actually do have heart...

On the bright side, boners?

wait what? is this a side effect? it doesn't say this on the package. Does this mean what I think it means?

[steelopus]

Visit Original Link

I Believe In A Thing Called Love - steelopus (The Darkness cover)

When a friend needs your help, you have to step up and deliver. Ask and ye shall receive.  Good luck with the wife, James.

(I still can't believe I once recorded 40 covers in 40 days. That was kind of insane.)

[insooutso]

Can somebody cut me a soft, acoustical version of The Darkness, ‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love?’y wife thinks it would be awful and I need to prove her wrong.

[designgeekery]

There is also one by Colin Healy & Caroline Mauck which is even softer and very beautiful.

[slacktory]

Clearly that TIME magazine cover is pretty bonkers, right? We're not being prudish when we say that, are we?

So, then it's expected that the internet will go photoshop crazy with it? Because they did. Presenting The Best Breastfeeding-Toddler TIME Magazine Cover Photoshops. There are several more photoshops like the ones above just waiting for you to dive in.

Be sure to scroll down to the bottom where Nick photoshopped himself breastfeeding from the TIME Magazine lady. Imagine what he was thinking while he did that. He probably took a photo of himself with his mouth all breast-drinky, then opened up Photoshop. So weird, but it turned out great.

Credit for the above photos: 1 Happy Place, 2 Slacktory, 3 Curtis Retherford, 4 @InSoOutSo

[smartasshat]

From this request.

[doublejack-blog]

wwf1

[everythinginthesky]

Endless Roads 2 - The Island (by Juan Rayos)

I fell in love about twenty-five hundred times watching this.

(Skip to 12:20 or so.)