#inspectorpervert

[pearlcarpenter]

HERE GOES

[sternbilder]

inspectorpervert replied to your post “IS THIS A FU CKING COLORFUL MUSICAL CAKE-MAKING MONTAGE IN THE MIDDLE...”

antique is THE BEST

I K R

this entire movie is a goddamn fanfiction this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

vouksen replied to your post “no whaT??? ? why are there feelings i didn’t sign up for this”

there are so many feelings

dammit voksen why must you do these things to me

[angualupin]

amarguerite replied to your post “Is it tipsy ask me anything? If do, how did you meet your spouses? WAS IT CUTE I BET IT WAS CUTE”

I think that's cute!

soemily replied to your post “Is it tipsy ask me anything? If do, how did you meet your spouses? WAS IT CUTE I BET IT WAS CUTE”

omg that's really cute tho

awwww, thanks

sathinfection replied to your post “Is it tipsy ask me anything? If do, how did you meet your spouses? WAS IT CUTE I BET IT WAS CUTE”

Ugh nerds

inspectorpervert replied to your post “Is it tipsy ask me anything? If do, how did you meet your spouses? WAS IT CUTE I BET IT WAS CUTE”

seconding sath and saying nerds

that's us!! nerds on so many levels, really.

[m-madeleine]

Tagged by inspectorpervert

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones  Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post  Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

I don't really feel inspired for thinking of questions, sorry.

most or least favorite book to movie adaptation? Most: The Trial (directed by Orson Welles) - even disregarding the stunning visuals, with this one, it feels like they sat down and actually took the novel apart. Sure, the movie is very different in a way, but I feel like everything that has been changed makes sense? And they've kept the core of the story? (also, Anthony Perkins is cute and the changed beginning with the arrest makes me laugh so hard every time)

(honorary mention for Master and Commander - while they've obviously tweaked it a bit for mainstream audiences [re: characters and story line ... which is actually sort of understandable], I feel that they still regain the general feel of the book very well. I'm also in love with how they hint at things they don't have time to explore)

Can't really think of "least", sorry. 

if you could play any role in any musical or show or whatever what would it be? I have zero acting/singing talent but... hm... Javert, because I'd get to be an asshole and that's fun (also good songs) (and angst)

favorite breakfast food? avocado sandwich + banana (sorry jamvert I've given up my strong anti-avocado stance, it's just too good :/ )

favorite underwear? on you or anyone else I like how boxer shorts look on people (but as a skinny jeans person they wouldn't be very practical for me)

what is on your keyring? two keys, a silver plate thing with my name on it (spelled 'Julia' haha), a chain from an owl pendant (the owl is now on my desk bc I was afraid of losing it), and, uh, a silver ankh pendant I bought in Egypt years ago idk i feel like i should take it off but well

what is the heaviest thing you have lifted? Mmm, maybe a canopy swing? Together with somebody else, though (if that counts). I don't do a lot of heavy lifting. 

where would you like to live? A big city, I guess... Berlin? Frankfurt? Idk...  

favorite color pen? I'll go with blue.

object you last tripped over I trip all the time. but the last one I remember was my trash can (because of the spectacular bruise that ensued).

oldest item of clothing that you still wear Hm, I don't really wear a lot of my old clothes... but probably my skinny black trousers... got them since... I was 14/15, maybe?

ideal pet Dooooooog, but like, idk. I don't think i actually want one irl or would be a good owner to one...

[sternbilder]

inspectorpervert replied to your post: LMFAOOOO somebody reblogged my bishop!...

noooo fuck

jamvert replied to your post: LMFAOOOO somebody reblogged my bishop!...

fuck will ferrell this person must be destroyed

i apologize so thoroughly for finding this as hilarious as i do

[simplyirenic]

an enormous guinea pig and you open doors between universes

ancient cultures worship and revere the monolithic poops i leave behind

[angualupin]

Delta offered me $400 to move to a later flight and I'm not an idiot so I took it; I'll be getting in a couple hours later than planned but if anyone wants to meet up for drinks at 11 pm I'm still game

[spuddddddd]

lmao i probably should have expected this........................... there's literally one ticket left that's all the way on the other side goodbye friends. good bye.