#inspired by rtte

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Dick who hasn’t stopped talking for the past 4 hours in one of Freezes traps: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut.

Jason, who’s stuck with him and is tempted to remove his tongue at this point: Don't get our hopes up.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Ten-twelve year old Damian: I hate you. You know that.

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Tim, Time stream, Bruce not dead, no more robin you know the drill: Yes, I am aware of that.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Spoiler, rubbing hands together with glee about a new mission to break up an underground fighting ring by participating: I like a pit, but I LOVE a fighting pit.

Red hood, bitter he’s not allowed on the mission for reasons: You call that a fighting pit? Ha! I've dug my way out of shallow graves deeper than that.