#incorrect quote gen

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

[saltysmutslut]

Clark: That's it, you're grounded! Dick, no cases for you! Damian, no fighting for you! Jason, no stealing for you! And Bruce... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Bruce: Revenge.

Clark: No vengeance for you.

Bruce: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

[elysiantea]

Sibling Fun

Hollyleaf: Jayfeather, keep an eye on Lionblaze today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Jayfeather: Sure, I’d love to see Lionblaze get punched. Hollyleaf: Try again. Jayfeather, sighing: I will stop Lionblaze from getting punched.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Duke in the back of the Batmobile covered in paint: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Dick, in passenger seat as oldest rules staring absentmindedly out the window: They do.

Bruce, side eye in the cowl hits different: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Edit: now with a fanfic

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Batman at a weekly debrief with the batfam: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by Wayne healthcare. Robins, past present and other: Red Robin, whispering to Black Bat: Is he looking at me or Hood this time?

inspo

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Dick who hasn’t stopped talking for the past 4 hours in one of Freezes traps: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut.

Jason, who’s stuck with him and is tempted to remove his tongue at this point: Don't get our hopes up.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Jason, laying in the lounge, bat boys sleep over (duke couldn’t join them): do you think cows like to sing?

Tim, on his phone definitely not sleeping: it's 3am, go back to sleep

Jason, defensive: they can moo, so they must be good at opera!

Dick, who’s secretly been awake starts mooing opera style, it’s awful:

Damian, shaking awake: WHERE'S THE COW-