#cathy pillar

[neonredhex]

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA

[milkcanslam]

Can you believe there's 3 bug teachers in this game?

[laserwalnut]

Lammy going thru it to awesome music - As always...

[lesbiantennas]

time to dump as many hcs on the teachers as I can think of right off the top of my head:

Instructor Mooselini had a huge celebrity crush on Cheap Cheap the Chicken since she started watching her channel for learning how to cook

They first meet on the stage where all the teachers need to go to the bathroom and Mooselini was MORTIFIED because "oh god no my celebrity crush saw me wanting to shidd and fart SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME EVER"

Little did she know that Cheap Cheap was going through a similar crisis because "oh god no that handsome butch at the gas station saw me wanting to shidd and fart SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME EVER"

Eventually they DO talk. And flirt. And fall in love 🐔❤️🫎

Hairdresser Octopus/Takoyama and Paul Chuck are also in love. My reasoning for this is that they're both lowkey unhinged and high key into cutting things lol

Takoyama and Cheap Cheap are besties!!! Gay/bi woman solidarity!!! She constantly pops up at his hair salon to gossip or lament about how they want that butch/bear sooooooo bad

Hopefully I won't get crucified for this one since Guru Ant is shipped with either Takoyama or King Kong Mushi but. I think him and Cathy Pillar are hilarious in a really awesome way. I think he can handle All That

Speaking of King Kong Mushi he and Teriyaki Yoko have a Thing where they're successful artists so they have a rivalry but they also collab for songs. And are probably fooling around behind cameras.

Yoko is also literally the ruler of hell (or at least a prominent figure there) and Mushi may or may not be really into that

General Potter and Moosesha are work colleagues but also close friends of several years who trust each other with anything. There's not really a label for what they have but it is anything BUT romantic. Moosesha is basically family and Sunny looks up to her a lot

Fuck I swear I have more but I gotta go to work lmao bye

[marteenster]

spin two wheels with parappa characters and then draw those two characters doing something funny

Gluhhh

[so-super-sorree]

as much as i love cathy piller i would absolutely fear her if she were real. im talking about the shit-in-my-pants crying-into-my-knees type of fear.

[rodneyfuncomiccollectiontwo]

[A doctor walks into their office and is shocked by the state of their patients] Doctor: My god! I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack! Especially this far inland! Katy, cut in half with just an exposed spine holding her together: It wasn't a shark, it was an awful, incompetent doctor. Doctor: Wow, they must have been a total Cathy Pillar. PJ, torn apart and sewn back together incorrectly: It was Cathy Pillar! She brutalized us with power tools, ancient curses and hypnosis! Lammy, walking by in a trance: ...yes master... Doctor: You'll all get through this. I give you my word as a real doctor. Sunny, seemingly normal: What about me? Doctor: What did she do to you? Sunny: I don't know exactly, but... [Sunny lifts her dress to reveal a flower pot covering her lower torso] *whispering* I'm incontinent! Doctor: I'm truly sorry. Parappa, with a disease that makes him look like Crash Bandicoot: I consider myself a reasonable man, quick with a joke, slow to anger, but Sunny can't go on long car trips anymore, and I say Cathy Pillar must die! PJ: People, please! Let's not overreact- [The stitches Cathy did suddenly give out and PJ falls apart into a heap] PJ: ... PJ: DEATH TO THE WORM!

[alaskacoolkid1]

Happy Cathy :>