Nov 9, 2015
Hypocracy is real.
So, when I bought an awesome baby Halloween costume, Devon was ‘too young. Yet less than a week later, and the house is full of stuff with ‘baby’s first Christmas’ plastered all over it. Mel’s lucky my offspring looks cute AF (see, still keeping up with the kids) in basically anything, or I’d be at least pretend offended.
Anyway, what up with my adoring fans? You guys seem boring as ever, so while I can’t live vicariously through you, I can still act interested in your lives. Update me, O ye internet people.
Why do you call your kid your ‘offspring’? I mean, I guess he is, but... still. Are you one of those parents?