Sep 1, 2015
A love letter to my boyfriend
Dear boyfriend. I love you. But I'm trying to sleep. I'm happy you're asleep. But I would like to also be asleep. If you do not quit snoring in my ear You will make me think something is seriously wrong. Therefore I promise you, if repositioning your airway for a fifth time does not work I will be forced to go through your medical kit And brave the cold that is outside And shove one of YOUR NPAs in your nose. Love Your girlfriend who is an EMT too.