#inthemagicianshouse

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inthemagicianshouse

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hideyholepam: i scrolled past this a little too...

It’s romanian, ad for DIY stuff

oh ty!! 

[pilferingapples]

Montparnasse and Gillenormand!

Papa Gillenormand Really Got Around. Like, Really Got Around the Space Time Continuum. He’s loved a lot of ladies in a lot of eras, and USUALLY he manages to leave his scattered timelord kids with a comfortable life, but like...look, the French economic situation in the early 19th was COMPLICATED, okay, he got confused about which bank was due to fail, it was messy. 

Anyway, this is also how Marius is also Victor Hugo. Timespace troubles are a bear. 

[janothar]

Surrealist Czech submarine horrorporn. (I have actually seen this film.)

Bring it.  Here’s the title:

Omega Red.

Cold War era Soviet Experiment who thrives on radiation (let’s make it a nuclear submarine), is an arch-nemesis to a ton of cool people, like Wolverine, and has life-draining tentacles as part of his power set.  Just make him Czech instead of Russian.

BOOM.

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Javert and Enjolras, I *dare* you.

In Which Enjolras Gets His Looks From His Mom Exclusively 

(basically just the same deal as Javert and Grantaire being siblings-- Dad Javert moves to Paris, gets in good by being a better schemer than Thenardier, and hooks up with a Respectable wife in time, retiring to a nice town in the South of France where no one will ever know him under his new assumed name. He’s just even older when he dies this way.) 

[janothar]

INFOMERCIAL.

LEXCORP!

Most of my answers are Marvel, but this one screams DC.  Lex Luthor (I or II w/Supergirl) hawking Lexcorp products, including those that are BLATANTLY designed to fight Superman or other heroes, but thinly veiled for other applications.

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@inthemagicianshouse reblogged your photo:@porktato  –have you seen Arm Joe’s Enjorlas? :D...

ISN’T THIS THE ONE WHERE HE DROPS BARRICADES ON PEOPLE AS AN ATTACK

THAT'S THE ONE

AND MARIUS RAISES THE DEAD

[thenugking]

inthemagicianshouse said: i’ve read this at least nine times before nooooooo

I am sorry but also i am glad my fic is hitting all the right tropes

jimcewind said: he’s not Tommy Wiseau is he?

I mean considering they were trying to write it as the most unsatisfying sex anyone has ever had in their Life, probably

jimcewind said: I can understand that, hence the rant I just posted. I really hope the thing gets better soon! *sends hugs if wanted*

*hugs* thank u friend i hope things get better for you soon too

[demenior]

your opinion on cephalopods

shady bitches, all of them

[ask me my opinion on anything]