Percy: You can believe it or not, I don’t care, it’s your life.
DM: Intimidate check.
Percy: What? No. That wasn’t an intimidation, it was a fact.
DM: It sounded intimidating.
Percy: I always sound intimidating.

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Percy: You can believe it or not, I don’t care, it’s your life.
DM: Intimidate check.
Percy: What? No. That wasn’t an intimidation, it was a fact.
DM: It sounded intimidating.
Percy: I always sound intimidating.
Iah: I want to intimidate her to let me keep the amulet. Natural 20!
NPC: Okay, okay, you can keep them, just don’t tell anyone. I guess we’ll need to make more anyway if we’re going to become a trading nation once more...
DM: ...I can’t believe I just gave a level 2 party eight Amulets of Waterbreathing. I’m probably going to try to take those off you at some point.
Rhi (Aisha/Percy): You know what’s never made sense to me? That intimidate and Diplomacy both go off Charisma. How can a mean, hulking orc with no people skills not be intimidating?
Gerry (tiefling): I feel like your skill modifiers are all better than mine.
Percy: How can you say that? I have a -2 to Bluff, Diplomacy and Intimidate after half level!
Gerry: That’s just because you have no Charisma.
Percy: I don’t need charisma, I’m the law.
Abaddon (orc barbarian): I’m going to finish my turn with an Intimidate check.
Fangs (half-elf ranger): You can’t, it’s a standard action.
Abaddon: What? Bollocks! Fine, I’ll just roar with purpose.
Aisha: 18 all up to Intimidate.
DM: The behemoth looks a little cowed. A little behemothed, if you will.
Amari (human vampire): I’ll try to seduce them, I guess. What’s the check?
DM: Diplomacy or Bluff. Or you could roll Intimidate and hope one of them’s a sub.
DM: Yeah, it’s a free action to hiss, but not to hiss with menace.