Dec 6, 2021
INFP: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I expec-
INTP: (holding up ace of spades) Is this your card?
INFP: (softly) holy shit.
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INFP: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I expec-
INTP: (holding up ace of spades) Is this your card?
INFP: (softly) holy shit.
INFP: Do you like surprises?
INTP: Depends. Surprise birthday party with a maximum of 5 people plus immediate family? Good. Surprise visit at my apartment on a weekend?
INFP: Bad?
INTP: I'd murder you 🙂
fucking brilliant.
i fucked up the other day, and blacked out so i don’t even know exactly what i did or how bad it was. i know i was at a concert and had WAY too much to drink and had also taken a couple hints off a joint. my friend saw some people she knew in the crowd and left me with a guy she used to have a crush on.
i knew the guy was vibing me because he’d hit on me while i was still coherent and i told him i had a bf, but then i vaguely remember dancing with the guy after i was completely hammered and the guy getting touchy..my friend coming back around for a second...then blackness. sooo i don’t remember.
it’s been over two years since this happened, my friend still isn’t talking to me. idk what shit went down but I definitely didn’t do the right thing.
*on the last day of 11th grade*
INFP: OMG we're only a year apart from college school and we'll finally get ourselves our boyfriends!!
INTP: not in my case
INFP: hey, you're pretty, too, you know!
INTP: oh no, l'll be focusing on my studies by thennn
(after 10 seconds)
INTP: wait, are you saying only pretty girls get to have boyfriends??
INFP: T-that's nnot what I mmeant
My conversations with INFPs (by an INTP)
50% coming up with ideas on how what others said or did was irrational and unreasonable
Other 50%, cats
INFP: I love you.
INTP: You have dug your own grave.
INTP: Hey, it's kinda dark in here.
INFP: Don't worry, I got this. *stomps foot to make sketchers light up*
INTP: whoa...
INFP and INTP watching a movie
INFP: This is way too sad!
INTP: True and it's not even the one time big time type of sad—the whole movie is a big ball of sadness
INFP: Mhmm
INTP: This better have a good ending or imma throw hands
INFP: I don't think it'll have one
INTP: Oh it would
INFP: How would you know?
INTP: It's an American movie
INFP: Ahh. Good point