#intp talks

[in-your-tp]

INTP, ENFP: intp, the reluctant confidant

ENFP: (has been venting about relationship issues and emotions for half an hour)

INTP: (trying to be a good sibling and listen but is lowkey dying)

ENFP: --and i don't know what to do!!

INTP: i don't know either man, i don't know why you come to me with relationship stuff. i'm not...

INTP: (searching for words) um...good with this stuff

ENFP: oh for some reason i thought you were going to say "not a good person"

INTP:

INTP: honestly, that too

[in-your-tp]

INTP, ENFP: capital gains

(INTP and ENFP are in Financial Literacy class.)

Teacher: *says something about "capital gains"*

ENFP: *violently whips out notebook and begins scribbling in it*

INTP: *zoning out while eating chicken nuggets*

ENFP: INTP look

ENFP: *shows INTP drawing of an uppercase "A" with huge biceps, lifting weights*

ENFP: capital gains

INTP: *softly gasps*

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INTP, INFJ: blaze it

(INTP and INFJ are in math class)

INTP: hey for number 63 did you get 420?

INFJ: yeah

INTP: (gasps) 420 bLAZE IT

INFJ: i just knew you were going to say that

INTP: (highlighting 420 with a green marker) am i really that predictable with these things

INFJ: Y E S

[in-your-tp]

INTP, ENFP: self-care

(INTP has been out all day, just got home)

INTP: so how's your day been?

ENFP: pretty good!

INTP: ours was great we got chick-fil-a

ENFP: ooh nice

INTP: what about you? have you eaten dinner?

ENFP:

ENFP: well i had five chicken nuggets

ENFP: and for breakfast i had a jar of nutella

INTP: dear lord am i rubbing off on you

ENFP: no no if you rubbed off on me i would have just forgotten to eat

INTP: ah.

[in-your-tp]

INTP, ENFP: after dinner

INTP: alright i'm gonna go finish up my homework, thanks for the food (stands up)

ENFP: oh okay sur--OH GOD INTP WHY

INTP: hm?

ENFP: YOU'VE BEEN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR THIS WHOLE TIME?!

INTP:

INTP: well

INTP: yeah

ENFP: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS??????

INTP: obviously, not on my legs

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INTP, ENFP: compliments

INTP: woah ENFP your hair looks really good today!

ENFP: (surprised) thanks man!

INTP: yeah you don't look like a fuckin cheeseburger for once

ENFP:

ENFP: INTP i don't think you understand the concept of a "compliment"

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INTP, ENFP: mug

INTP and ENFP are shopping at Target

ENFP: ah look at this mug!!

INTP: (softly gasps, gently lifts mug) i love mug

[in-your-tp]

INTP, ENFP: Shopping Adventures

INTP and ENFP are looking around in the book section.

ENFP: (slams book back onto shelf) GOD i had to stop reading that it was too much

INTP: (looks up, closing collection of edgar allan poe stories) ah i feel that sometimes. what were you reading?

ENFP: (holds book up) this one. it's about baby animals

INTP:

INTP: that says "for preschoolers" on the cover

INTP: (flips open book) there are four words per page