#mbti shitpost

[the-intp-kid]

INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

[antheiantics]

On the subject of love and gifts

INTP: I don't want gifts.

ENTJ: Yes, you do.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: NO.

ENTJ: YES.

INTP: NOOOO

ENTJ: YEESSSSSS

INTP: No. 😭Stop it, I hate saying no.

ENTJ: I will get you a nice little gift and you're gonna love it. Or at least, let me feed you whatever you want.

INTP: I don't need love or-

ENTJ *continues mockingly*: - or food or sleep. Yes, you do, now shut it and let's watch the next episode.

INTP: 😭 (not crying, whining)

[mbtimyths]

MBTI as songs from Bo Burnham “Inside”

ESFJ – Content

ENFJ – Comedy

ISFJ – Facetime With My Mom

INTJ – How the World Works

ISFP – White Woman's Instagram

ISTJ – Unpaid Intern

ENTJ – Bezos I

ESTP – Sexting

INTP – Look Who's Inside Again

ENTP – Problematic

ISTP – 30

INFP – Shit

ENFP – Welcome to the Internet

ESTJ – Bezos II

INFJ – That Funny Feeling

ESFP – All Eyes On Me

[haiillstorm]

Cutely drops this

[nonaheksakontan]

infj 8w7 will traumatise you first and then become your therapist friend

[intjxenfp-shitpost]

ENFP: I don't understand how I have any followers on #PopularPlatform.

INTJ: ENFP. You're an Extravert. What do you mean? You network for FUN.

ENFP: I don't even really network with an end goal. You call it networking, I call it trying to make friends, you INTJ.

INTJ: "Networking for fun" is INTJ for "making friends". You clearly understood me.

[mbti-misgivings]

a love song from each of the mbti types

:)

INTJ: Golden Heart (Dire Straits)

ENTP: Lover is a Day (Cuco)

INFJ: I'd Like To Walk Around In Your Mind Someday (Vashti Bunyan)

ENFP: My Kind of Woman (Mac DeMarco)

ENFJ: Symphonia IX (Current Joys)

ISTJ: For My Love (Sinead O'Connor)

ESFP: How Deep is Your Love (Bee Gees)

ISTP: Sleep on the Floor (The Lumineers)

ISFP: Simple Twist of Fate (Bob Dylan)

ESFJ: So Long Marianne (Leonard Cohen)

ISFJ: I'll Be Your Mirror (Nico and The Velvet Underground)

INTP: Happy Daze (Current Joys)

ESTJ: If I Didn't Care (Connie Francis)

ENTJ: Mad About You (Sting)

INFP: With or Without You (U2)

ESTP: Sweet Child O' Mine (Guns N' Roses)

[berrie-bomb]