#intp-intp

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INTP-INTP Harassment

mINTP: fINTP!

fINTP: (looking at computer screen) What?

mINTP: Look!

fINTP: (ignores) I'm busy.

mINTP extends a yardstick and pokes fINTP in the side

fINTP: Stop harassing me from the side. Put the yardstick back!

mINTP: Then look! (waves the yardstick like a light saber)

fINTP: I'm working!

mINTP starts pulling on fINTP's ponytail.

fINTP: 💢💢(exasperated) WHAT?!! You have my UNDIVIDED attention so this better be f***ing good!

mINTP: Oh shit...I'm sorry. My phone just died. I was gonna show you this dog video...

fINTP kicked mINTP in the shin, stomped on his foot and shoved him off his chair.

[intp-seeks-playmate]

INTP-INTP Email #76

fINTP checks email in the morning...

Fr: mINTP

To: fINTP

Subj: To do list from slave master

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fINTP: Wait...why do you get to be the slave driver?

fINTP ignores the body of the email and gets fixated on the subject line for 15 minutes.  Phone rings, fINTP gets distracted and forgets to do everything on the list 

mINTP: (later that day) fINTP, did you finish the stuff on the list?

fINTP: (O.o)...? what list? 

[intp-seeks-playmate]

INTP-INTP Life #901

fINTP: Doo de doo dum de dum♪

(phone goes off)

fINTP: Hello?

mINTP: So here's what happened this morning...

(mINTP tells fINTP how he was supposed to get some lab work done but they didn't have his paperwork, blah blah blah, no time, blah blah blah)

fINTP: I'm sorry was there a question in there?

mINTP: Uh...I'll just call you back.

(2 minutes later via text)

mINTP: I'm on my way. Sorry for using you as a sounding board to figure out what I should do next.

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INTP-INTP Life #1027

mINTP: What should I do, fINTP? I have no idea how to do the take home quiz.

fINTP: Is this one way soundboarding off me? Because if it is, then I'm not playing with you. You should just drop that class.

mINTP: I CAN do it--

fINTP: I didn't say you couldn't. You sound overwhelmed so I'm just agreeing with you that maybe the class is too hard for you and you just don't have the requisite background--

mINTP: I'm not incompetent! I can do this. I can follow the lectures; I just have no idea how to set up everything to write the program.

fINTP: WTF..Do you hear yourself? You're behind going into the class and you don't have time to catch up--

mINTP: I can follow it! I'm not slow!

fINTP: *irritated AF*

Seriously, we were arguing about this for 20 minutes.

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fINTP: mINTP lashed out at me with his inferior Fe.

INFP: Haha🤣😂🤣Sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at your misery, fINTP.

fINTP: 💢 *gives INFP the middle finger*

INFP: *lols and doesn't seem bothered at all* Was it your fault? --Probably, otherwise you wouldn't be complaining to me. I can't believe you're so bothered by seeing yourself reflected in mINTP. You're the same type, you know?

fINTP: I know!💢

INFP: You both lash out when you get worked up and don't know how to deal with the emotional overload.

fINTP: Shut up.

INFP: You INTPs are so cute when you're angry. It's like you haven't progressed past the childish tantrums.

fINTP: We.Are.Not.Cute!🔥 You need to show us some respect!🔥🔥You will fear us, INFP!💥💥 We will take over the world some day!🔥💥☄️⚡️🌬🌪🌊

INFP: Ha! Yeah maybe if you suddenly became ENTJs. You are lazy AF, you only do what you're interested in at the moment, you hate interacting with people, and don't even kiss up to your boss. How the /hell/ are the both of you gonna take over the world?

fINTP: You know how deadly mINTP and I can be together...We have moved bureaucratic mountains together being INTPs!🌩 and--*pauses*😑 Oh, I see what you did there...you are good...You manipulative little...

INFP: You're welcome😎 Give it a couple days and go make up with mINTP.