Zim and Dib as Homestuck guardians!!! They will be probably pretty sucky parents (or at least figures). Dib is the type of dad that would be very obsessed with his interests that may intentionally neglect his kid in the progress.
Dont make talk about Zim, I think he would be the worst tallest ever to exist.
Pretty sure they could be morails at least in this version, I like to think that their relationship would be opposite that their “canon”. Zim is so lame as a tallest that his secret second at command is a human that is obsessed with their race. Their relationship would be EXTRA weird, hesitating between all quadrants in the progress.
Nobody likes them.














