ash teach us the power of chill. how do we become a chiller like you.
here is a step by step process on finding your chill, which is something the tumblr community needs.
1. gather up any fucks you find lying around, knowing everyone here there’s probably a lot of them -- especially useless ones that annoy everyone around you.
2. fling them all out the nearest window. maybe you’ll hit that bitch neighbor you can’t stand, which is always a plus.
3. laugh and sip vodka as all the critters in your backyard eat them, you really don’t need any fucks to give. they just complicate things.
4. stay in your own lane and leave people the fuck alone for having opinions and desires different than your own. you don’t want people calling you out for that weird kink you keep hidden in the deepest pit of your mind, so don’t be a dick about someone else’s shit. it’s that simple.
most importantly, live by this motto, you’ll live a much more peaceful and chill life ;
you do you, and i’ll do me, and we won’t do eachother. ...--probably.
if you do all of these things, your chill will find you, you won’t need to find it.
