#invincible text post

[blorpingtonn]

[sunshinesquash]

William: Hey, you hungry?

Mark: Yeah, I could eat. I'm sick of Burger Mart though.

William: What about Subway?

Mark: *Flashbacks, Internal screaming*

William: ...Mark?

[sunshinesquash]

Awh shit, I just figured out how to beat Omni-man:

BIG. ASS. SCISSORS.

Hear me out: Nolan is pretty similar to Superman, right? And like Superman lazers, explosions, etc (even a nuke) can't singe or burn off his hair. And YET his moustache and hair are still well-maintained. So there must be some scissors made out of a material that can cut his hair. Soo... Make another pair of those scissors.. But like huge and just snip him in two. Problem solved!

[sunshinesquash]

Omni-stans: OK so everyone says how Nolan is a liar, manipulator, and murderous bastard who beat and traumatised his son, but there's one thing they don't talk about.

Everyone: Which is?

Omni-stans: DAt ASss!!

[sunshinesquash]

I know I'm new here but I feel like I haven't seen too much Invincible content on Tumblr! If anyone knows of a decent blog for the show I'd love a recommendation!