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[actualbird]

aggressively discussing a boarding school au of the merchant of venice. this is real.

[actualbird]

Is That a Wand In Your Pocket Or?

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Summary: “So a little bird told me you’ve got the hots for the kiddie magician at Jamie’s birthday party.” Laura says. “And when I say little bird, I mean Erica and Allison. They’re telling me you were all over this guy.”

Derek breathes in, then out, as he tries to suppress the urge to lob these loaves of rye bread at her head.

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The one where Stiles is a magician who performs at kid's birthday parties and Derek is a shy single dad baker who can't stop seeing Stiles everywhere. There are also dead bodies popping up every other day, but Stiles really doesn't need to know about that, so naturally, Stiles pops up at the crime scenes too. Fantastic.

[actualbird]

invisibleblubber replied to your post “nothing beats the invigorating sense of power i feel after cleaning...”

STOP REMINDING ME THAT I NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE OMFG KALA

OH HOW THE TURNTABLES HAVE TABLED

[actualbird]

QUESTION TAG!

Rule one: always post the rules

Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule four: actually tell them that you tagged them

got tagged by my homegirl jase

Favorite TV series?: MAN ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION. currently in first place of LEGITIMATE PERFECT SHOW is Brooklyn Nine Nine which i just marathoned through yesterday. please watch that show. though i am in a love hate relation ship with Teen Wolf. it is like those bad relationships in movies where the guy is a douche but just so so hot and you keep coming back. Teen Wolf is my bad boyfriend. 

How long have you had tumblr?: since i was 12. DONT HARPOON ME I WAS PEER PRESSURED INTO IT. now i cant get out like three years later fuck.

Who is your favorite Disney villain?: Scar. hands down. although the evil old guy from Up is also a contender because he lived in a blimp with a bunch of dogs looking for a bird. somehow i connect with that.

Favorite piece of furniture?: bed. because duh.

Favorite food?: sweets. candies. chocolate cakes. you know those people your dentist warns you not to become? thats me.

How are you?: this phrase means different for me and we both know that jase. we both know it.

What is the last movie you watched?: uhh i saw three second of MIB 3 on tv awhile ago. the last movie i watched in the movie place was The Winter Soldier tho

Where is your dream place to live?: here actually. i dont wanna leave the country or even the city. i just want like a place a few floors up with lots of plants and birds.

Favorite actor?: bruh

When is your birthday?: god this is like filing out an application form omfg

Do you like hats? i am LEGIT wearing a hat RIGHT NOW. i crocheted it. its the bunny hat from bobs burger and its probs the comfiest hat ive ever made.

well since jasey tagged legit all of the people i know irl on tumblr idk what im gonna do now. SO IM GONNA TAG YOU GUYS AGAIN.

peeps: invisibleblubber. goldnuggetsune. fantasticaited. maisdahilcorny. saitamaswife. yeah thats all my brain is capable of.

QUESTIONS:

Three of your favorite characters are in a room. Who are they?

In that room is also the unconscious body of the character you HATE MOST. WHO IS THAT ONE???

One of those three fave characters of you knocked that unconscious one out. Who did it?

Are you annoyed by the fact that i cant think of normal questions??

What is the word you hate the most?

Thing in your household you want to burn the most?

Thing in your household you would save from a fire that was caused because you set fire to that one thing in number 6?

Favorite quote.

Something you want printed on your grave?

You have three of the pet you wanted most.What do you name them all?

Who do you think would win in a fight of verbal nature, Iron Man or Gordon Ramsay. Explain.

[actualbird]

cause when you're FIFTEEN and somebody tells u they love u you're gonna believe them and when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall I've found time can heal most anything (someday we will be over #dead kids club) and u just might find who you're supposed to be (#soul search roadtrip w/ ur sister who you thought was dead #shout out to cora hale #my boo) I didn't know who I was supposed to be at FIFTEEN

FIFTEEN

[actualbird]

cause when you're FIFTEEN and somebody tells u they love u you're gonna believe them and when you're FIFTEEN and your first kiss makes your head spin around but in your life you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the (football) LACROSSE team but i didn't know it at FIFTEEN

FIFTEEN

[actualbird]

cause when you're FIFTEEN and somebody tells u they love u (ily bby) you're gonna belive them and when you're FIFTEEN feeling like there's nothing to figure out well count to ten take it in this is life before u know who you're gonna be FIFTEEN

FIFTEEN

[actualbird]

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