#iormungandr

[aomiarmster]

What would a battle between Iormungandr and Jormungandr be like?

Why Sibling Rivalry is scary.

 these two AU split-offs, giant giant giant giant serpents…

If these two collided in battle, the resulting cataclysmic destruction would annihilate 18.5 universes. The other half of the ‘snakes-as-the-dominant-species’ universe would be fine, however plane travel will be halted for 3 weeks.

LOKI, DO SOMETHING.

pls. we can’t allow Einmyria to enjoythiskindashit.

[aomiarmster]

I take that the infiltration and dispersal went well then? I'd have to say that was the most bizarre cull I have ever witnessed.

Ha! You and me both.  These things tend to go another way but these turn of events were more unpleasant. 

I just have to say that THINKING you are clever and BEING  clever are completely different situations, these morons couldn’t figure that out if they were to be designed to.

It is not going to go well for most of them. They ruined their own reputations and are upset that they got called out, simple as it gets.

[lokionly]

Good luck, my precious snowflakes of Jotunheim. May the horrors be ever in your favour.

Perhaps this constant state of catastrophe will dissipate once you've all done what is needed. 

I'd say... what timing to start this...campaign.  Good call.

Serpents, stay cruel.

Demon, limit the need for genocide.

Jotnar, make them desperate. 

[einmyria]

"Are you certain this won't end badly? Somehow...I do not think she will enjoy this... I have no mind to RE-FORM after all we've done. All it takes is a fang , right? You can have it then, dear sister. " Ior sighs and unhinges her jaws and slips several of her front fangs out of the protective wrappings of her gums. Of course, two fangs were not enough, she had about six and could afford to lose one.

Her eyes trail her serpentine sibling’s shimmering body and smirks, reaching up to trail a finger along the five foot fangs being offered.

“The worst that could happen is that her father’s avatar decides to pay us a visit but not much can be done because this wonderful sacrifice of yours will keep that undesirable essence from bubbling to the surface. Besides, this will aid her in the long run, end her fragmenting and raising the dead and all. I assure you, we won’t be having a precursor to Ragnarok so soon and certainly not from this little experiment. Yes my sister, there will be no sun eating serpents.”

Faking a frown, Einmyria snickers, studying the vein within the fang she took interest in, the scent of the venom within tingling the back  of her neck. 

“We don’t get to undermine Hela like our dear Jormungandr did, look what happened to them? Countless dead are lost and wandering. He’s lost his bloody mind and enraged several Old Ones and they’ve taken countless amounts of his venom, he’s focused the full fury of an abyssal demon upon himself… and where is Hela? GONE. Better this than have you supplant Hela… or worse, Tiamat.”

A sneer forms along her face as thin fingers touch the flesh of Ior’s gums.

“Think  of something pleasant because this will hurt.”

“A lot.”

[einmyria]

My asks do not go through. At all.

I will shuffle back to the forums. 

Companions, we will convene there. 

[aomiarmster]

GURL, YOUR RINGTONE SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. Bloody mobile. :|

i take it that you are not a fan of ‘one missed call’ !

[einmyria]

*Comforts.* Fret not, sibling. We simply have to accept the fact that one day Jormungandr will have to expel his entire skeleton through his rectum.

Oh my goodness!  Ior! That is both horrifying and hilarious. Ha. I muster we can just wait this tiny storm out or not acknowledge it further as he did.

[aomiarmster]

Well that turn of events spiraled out of control spectacularly, is this a common affair?

Um, well… patronizing Jormungandr always leads to disaster. He acknowledges his mistakes but does not appreciate that it be thrown back in his face constantly or have it parodied.

the volleyball incident is a no-no and only up to debate when cautioning other snakes.