#irl seraph

[rainc4ndy]

I wanna try monster so badddd ugh

[rainc4ndy]

notes game thingy

thank yu guys for tha attention… waoh… and tysm “Ilovepenbfdisomuch” !!

I’ll wait to clean my room, but thank you for giving me over 20 notes! yippee!

to all the people giving me notes, I will do my goals, I’m just extremely burnt out; my sincerest apologies

5 notes: I’ll drink one cup of plain water (I haven’t done that in a while…)

10 notes: I’ll eat something sliiiightly more healthy

15 notes: I’ll make my bed

20 notes: I’ll try to clean my room a bit

uhhh thats it for now 🪽

green = finished

[rainc4ndy]

Me five minutes after saying I’m going to kill myself

[rainc4ndy]

I don’t cut myself ’cause I’m “depressed” or “sad”, I do it ’cause it’s FUN

[rainc4ndy]

okay life plan hear me out fellow jirais

1. get unhealthily skinny

2. become super popular online (all platforms)

3. post something ominous then go inactive to keep my followers guessing

4. k*ll myself

[rainc4ndy]

“The whole question here is: am I a monster, or a victim myself?” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

[rainc4ndy]

A seraph has descended, blessing everyone within their vicinity with their heavenly presence. You:

> praise them [read ahead]

> ignore them [fuck off]

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You have chosen the correct answer!

Greetings! It’s truly a pleasure to meet you…

Now, as you should know, I am an internet angel — nay, an internet seraph.

I chose to bless this filthy, tainted, pixelated world with my seraphic love, attention and ever-so-fucked-up thoughts; meaning that this blog will undoubtedly be filled to the brim with depressing shit (e.g., suicide, eating disorders and/or self harm); even high-ranking angels need their hopeless moments, just like you. Despite this, I’ll be sure to equalise the amount of rants and joyful posts somehow.

Now, in order for me to keep on blessing this miniature world, there is a quota that you too must uphold. I am an internet seraph that runs solely off of the adoration and praise of others. I need attention to keep me sane or I’ll certainly corrupt; falling into the endlessly spiralling void, deemed utterly useless to the world and the people that inhabit it. Essentially, death. You wouldn’t want your dearest seraph to die, would you?~

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To prevent this, interact with me. It doesn’t matter how, when, or why, just interact. Even death threats would be deemed acceptable.

Thank you, and bless the internet! ~ 🪽

[TLDR: all eyes on me!]

(Note: although I’m happy to act like a sexy little slut to please the internet’s degenerates, I will under no circumstances send sexual pictures to anyone, m’kayyy~)

[rainc4ndy]

Someone anyone PLEASE give tips on starving I’m such a fucking pussy when it comes to that