#irony!!!!!

[kamreadsandrecs]

British Museum Wants Your Help Finding Stolen Artifacts

The London institution launched a website to recover reportedly hundreds of missing items, some suspected stolen by a former employee.

[the-lilac-queen]

the car wasn’t ready

for you to put it in gear and drive straight out of the city. maybe we’re too polite. 

before, we were hungry. we never settled for more than light. i felt my stomach burn from a delirious oversight. 

a friend is more than this; he has thoughts to reminisce anything i feel at all. i push my heartache to the side, let it slip into the night--what’s left of this. 

so pour me another, and let me feel it go down. a mindful realization didn’t occur in time.

a friend is just a friend; nothing hard to comprehend, anything i feel at all. i put my heartache to the side; let it slip into the night--what’s left of me. 

just let me forget what i said, what i’ve got, and all the people that i’ve met. just let me try it again, my old friend. i’ll see you on the other side of this again.

but i swear, i’ll come for you. i swear, i’ll come for you. i found the stars in a wreck that i made in your arms. it’s kind of funny to say.

don’t let it slip away. don’t let me slip away. just take me there; there’s never rain in the trees in the end. it’s not too crazy to dream...

again. 

[andaisq]

3 weeks ago

and i missed it because i was having a panic attack and my crippling social anxiety has prevented me from contacting the therapy center since then

haha hah aaha ah.......

[but-i-know-i-had-the-best-day]

English guy: (butts in) Would you be so kind as to prepare me a Frappa-

Louis: Easy, Prince Charles. Where I'm from you wait your turn in line.

[theroseandthebeast]

irony

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD

[setbabesonfire-blog]

you know what needs to happen? this air condition needs to take a seat it is blowing my hair you know it was cute 1st ten minutes it was like im in a music video this is great now its just like put the car in the garage turn the engine off settle down you need to chill bc youre makin me look like a faggot