#irreverant

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[so-engery]

DRAMATIC STING. Eerie echo.

FWOOSH. FWOOSH. FWOOSH. FWOOSH.

Weeee oooooo oooo eeeeeeeee OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bugaboo-and-friends]

Sweetpea really said 🔥💥👉👈💥🔥 Talk about an explosive romance!!!

[theanxiouscupcake]

😭.why is this so funny

[monotonous-minutia]

Don Carlo, auto-da-fé scene, 15 lines

Oh dang, start me right off with a challenge...

Hmm let’s see here

Auto-da-fé:

Chorus of people: TODAY IS AWESOME WE GET TO BURN PEOPLE

Chorus of monks: LET TODAY BE A LESSON FOR Y'ALL DON’T GET ON GOD’S BAD SIDE

Everyone: HERE COMES THE KING HE’S AWESOME

Carlo: Wait! I went to Flanders remarkably quickly and brought back these Flemish people to talk you out of burning their friends.

Flemish chorus: Sire, can you please spare our people? We’re very nice we promise

Filippo: Yeah no

Elizabetta, Rodrigo, Lerma, Thibault, Carlo: Come on Sire can you let them go just this once?

Filippo: I’m the king so I make the decisions! Stop questioning me I’m getting cranky.

Carlo: If you don’t do something I will! Father, let me rule Flanders. I’ll be king one day so I may as well start ruling.

Filippo: And give you the power to usurp me or kill me?? Not a chance.

Carlo: Fine, I’ll just kill you now then!

Filippo: Somebody help! What? No one’s gonna do anything? Fine, I’ll kill him myself. En garde!

Rodrigo: Carlo you are seriously your own worst enemy stop it you’re gonna kill yourself. Give me your sword so I can protect you but also stay on Filippo’s good side because yeah it’s morally ambiguous but I need him right now so.

Everyone else: RODRIGO HOW COULD YOU

Filippo: Posa, you’re the best. You’re promoted for purely professional reasons there’s no subtext here at all. Guards, arrest my son. I’ll deal with him later. Now on to the celebration! Who doesn’t love a good bonfire?

[alwayslateneedingtea]

Me, rollin' up to The Universe in a lucid dream: Hey! hEy! HeY! Bastard!! Bastard!! Bastard guess what!!!

The Them, who has been done with me since the day I stuck a penny in a light socket: what do you want.

Me, very excited, pointing down at Earth: THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN' KID, BITCH!!! WHOOO!!!!

That Thing Up There, completely deadpan: wow. amazing. so fantastic.

Me, forcibly ripping open the space-time continuum to hurtle towards the Earth: ALL OF THEM ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

They-Knows-Who: I'm so glad you're a lesbian and I won't have to put up with you and a blood-kin child.

Me, free-falling: MEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTAAAAAAARRRRRD.

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[better-gnomes-in-gardens]

made these poses but then i didn't write down the script that accompanied them. 😭