#is a failure

[numinous-scribe]

Duck: "So hey, do you know why Mytho is literally trying to steal girls' hearts?"

Fakir: *flashes back to Kraehe telling him her plan word for word*

Fakir: 

[paradoxnexus]

@nctsepticeyed

she would support him right now

but like

she’s honestly contemplating the worst right now

and kind of wants to launch an assault on her own dad.

[15centralparkwest]

A happy status quo

DOESN'T EXIST!! U better believe it!!

[scuttle-buttle]

how does this text edit thingy work im always on mobil 

[bigbang-to-anyone]

Douchebag ankles aka the life of a 23 year old woman.

So last night at 2am I was sneaking downstairs to get some chocolate and when I walked back up the stairs my ankles started making this cracky noises and it was so loud. Like what the hell ankles, WORK WITH ME HERE! If my mum catches me redhanded I'll be banned from having chocolate! Plus it was so dark, I felt blind and I ran into a wall ffs. I've been living in this house for 7 years and still can't locate placement of stuff.

[kendrapendragon]

Fuck. I just wrote the best Mycroft speech ever (only considering my writing, of course) and I love it but I can't keep it! It will totally blow up my storyline!

Shit! Fuckety fuck! Why does that happen all the time! Argh!

*agressively hits delete-button*

[frostkings]

so. this studying thing isnt really happening.