#is following

[kark-trooper-echo]

Hello, Echo. I want to thank you for suggesting this. You were right. Having my own blog is an excellent diversion. I stumbled upon one of your previous posts and I found an emoji I wasn't familiar with. This seems like the perfect occasion to try it out.

Thank you, Echo. 🦃

You're welcome, Senator.

I have to admit, I was surprised when I got this notification. I know how busy you are with your senatorial duties and certain side projects. I never expected to see you here.

[fatedophelias]

Sarah: it's completely obvious who the next book will be about.

Me:

[swiftflawless]

HOLY SHIT

SHE'S FOLLOWING ME

OMG I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING

I'M DEAD

I DIED

I'M NOT OKAY DGKLSDPJOFLHG8REUILJK.FDLJ2839RIKLDS

[cynessie]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 7THDISTRICT JUST STARTED FOLLOWING MY THEME TUMBLR I THINK I AM GOING TO PUKE.

[justcomingalongfortheride]

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[gothgalz]

friendly reminder that lindsay tuggey is follow you so you never have to be sad

lAUGHS thank u anon for making my life 150% more rad uwu 

[evanatticus]

*casually walks into text post*

LEONARD-COHEN-THE-SECOND STARTED FOLLOWING ME I WANT TO SCREAM BUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY IS SLEEPING SO I'M MAKING THIS WEIRD FIELD MOUSE NOISE AND IT'S MAKING ALL THE DOGS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD BARK INCLUDING THE DOGS ACROSS THE STREET WHERE THE KKK PEOPLE LIVE OH GOD I HOPE THEY DON'T COME OUTSIDE BUT IT WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M TOO HAPPY AND WOULD KILL THEM WITH BEAM OF JOY EMITTING FROM MY CORNEAS

*casually exits text post*