#is it a shitpost

[petitmonde]

I'm a recipe blog now.

Follow me for a recipe on cake tomorrow.

[per-the-jellicle-magician]

Me: Cats Warsaw tribe is a democracy, that's it, just a random headcanon, I'm not gonna overthink it

Also me: Ah, it's 4 am. Perfect time to invent a whole political system for some cats

[princemab]

Siri how do I build relationships to replace all the love I never received as a child

[dick-cheneys-dick]

This is so sad alexa play mamma mia

[gutsbutt]

My moods range on a scale from tired to gay

[undead-kabr0z]

So my better half spent the weekend at an event with some friends, and today was her first day back at work. Lots of time spent walking about in heavy boots.

We ate together, as we normally do, and settled down on the sofa when she put her feet on my lap and demanded a massage.

Long story short, I'm now a panting mess.

God I love her

[suispect]

good harlan urls:

thrombing

morphinepls