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[dick-cheneys-dick]

Ummmmmm this girl is being so nice to me I'm going to accidentally say i love you to her in the first week like a #real lesbian

[dick-cheneys-dick]

We are now in a relationship 😁

[dick-cheneys-dick]

I hate being nauseous on my period like girl you are NOT pregnant what's up with the symptoms

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[dick-cheneys-dick]

Ummmmmm this girl is being so nice to me I'm going to accidentally say i love you to her in the first week like a #real lesbian

[dick-cheneys-dick]

I love being insane on here <3

[frogribbit]

random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

[dick-cheneys-dick]

Reviving tumblr because i deleted TWITTER i hate my life

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[dick-cheneys-dick]

i just brokeup lmap bye

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[polyhorde]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Singular “they” predates

Singular “you”

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag

[taste-in-music]

MUNA be like “I know a place” and then make one of the biggest bops of the last 10 years :/

[cutefollower]

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

[trustre]

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

[nataliahdyer]

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