#is my question

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[spongiformed]

just made some bullshitttt maybe I'll open comms one day

[sentienttoast]

quick question I missed the last class of school the other day for totally based and real reasons but the teachers would not accept them as valid. I've just gotten an email saying that I now have detention. is it ethical to go on rip.ie and find a person that has a funeral at that time and say that I was there because they were my mum's dear friend. or nah

[vibe-guy]

CAN YOU DRAW EZEKIEL PLEASE!! PLEASE!!! PLEASEEEE!!! ILL GET ON MY KNEES PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE PLEASEEEE!!!!

this genuinely has me rolling, only if someone can convince me to 😹 ezekiel fans pls make your case im willing to hear anyone out

[swiftiesbuddie]

it was only 14 hours

are you kidding me

[remotewatch]

Thank you so SO much for drawing that boundary! Jacks 31, I’m 26 and even with a 5 yr gap it makes me wonder, IMAGINE 21 AND 31, “controversially young gf” is very cringe to me and gives groomer vibes which is so not Jack.

Thank you thank you thank you!

Of course! And same, I would be so fucking grossed out if he popped out with a gf my age 🤮

I know he has a lot of young fans who want to see themselves in fics about him, which is why I try to keep most of the generic bf/fiancé ones ambiguous on that front. Idc if you’re 18 and into him but I’m certainly not going to explicitly characterize him as reciprocating that!!!!!

[meowdei]

We have:

Don’t for do not

Shouldn’t for should not

Couldn’t for could not

Wouldn’t for would not

Haven’t for have not

So why don’t we have “ton’t” for “to not”

“I told him to not do this” could be like “I told him ton’t do this” you know???