#is thirsty

[we-will-swallow-your-soul]

Duff: Slash drank all of my alcohol!

Slash: Gulp gulp gulp

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

Next year at FBBC:

Did you enjoy "Eyes Like the Sky" IPA? Well, get ready to taste our new "Ass Like Cas" Pilsner!

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Oikawa, about Ushijima: He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call."

Hanamaki: Did you have a second thought?

Oikawa: I need a new booty call.

Iwaizumi: I'm literally right here.

[tired-luxis]

Snape, during Occlumency lessons: has the Dark Lord appeared in your dreams lately?

Harry: in what way ;)

Snape:

Harry:

Snape: get out

[team-science-mega-nerds]

Hell ya!!!!! Thirsty Sam is the best...

Thirsty!Sam is 100% canon. Why do you think she was working so late all the time? She just wanted to hang out with Lena’s fine ass. When she was stuck at the DEO, she was probably just like “hey, Alex do you wanna idk...spar? We don’t have to wear shirts...I mean, what?”

[corvidhimbo]

Random Person: Karasuno, what would be your drag queen names?

Yamaguchi, without hesitation: Yamasuckme

Tsukishima:

Everyone else:

[remembertherandler]

I need you to help me solve a mystery. How does Link ever get out the door without Christy dragging him back to the bedroom and ripping all his clothes off? 'Cause that's what I'd be doing.

Your guess is as good as mine. But I’d assume it’s our good friend habituation.

I mean, I’m not sure how long it takes to build up a tolerance to this:

but you can tolerate almost anything after enough exposure. Even Link Neal, or so it would seem.

Though, on second thought, I can’t say the same is true of Rhett. He still seems unquestionably thirsty for the man to his left:

AND HE’S HAD MORE THAN 30 YEARS!

And so I say again…. *shrugs*