#is this offensive

[urhumblecapt]

Daily bible quotes day 1

Jonah 1:17

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself

[azzified]

this is one of the crazier and also funnier things I've ever admitted to but so I'm orthodox Christian and anytime we do the cross we have to do it three times for the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

yesterday at church I was thinking about paige, jess, and azzi 😭😭😭

ok but WAS I WRONG they're eating today

who’s who in this case though? is jess the father

[timblrdrake]

this implies this Clark person can spin a grown man like pizza dough ? what is Clark's workout routine?

he grew up on a farm i don’t know man

ten reps of hay bale lifting

[saints-salvation]

Dude, bring back fujoshis. My beautiful princesses with disorders, come out of hibernation.🥀

[girlgerard]

australians be like em see ah. em see ah

[an-all-american-massacre]

Thanks to the four people who like my posts without fail you get a spot at my monk filled funeral

[itsgaga]