#asktimdrake

[timblrdrake]

this draft from the night i went to the hospital to get my appendix removed

i’d like to apologize to cheese.

[dimblrtrake]

yk there’s someone that looks awfully a lot like you in the Wayne family… blue eyes, black hair…

that’s craaaaazy but that could never be me, Dim Trake Bayne, son to Wruce Bayne.

[timblrdrake]

Do NOT sell your brother to the-jason-todd-impreganator!!!!! Do you want an army of Jason Todd's spawn running around???? 50 little tiny Todds???? With nerf guns???? And their father encouraging them to shoot at you???? And your fuckass (positive connotations) bob????

this is literally my worst nightmare

[timblrdrake]

rating the names i’ve been called in my inbox:

Timbrella- 4/10, i don’t feel particularly emotionally connected to it. i don’t think i’d answer if i were called that aloud

Tim-Tam- 8/10, classic, Dick calls me that sometimes

Tim Possible- 10/10, actually funny

Jimothy Drake-Wayne- 3/10, ominous and disturbing use of my full name

Timbourine- 6/10, pretty good, underrated instrument

Timbuktu- 8/10, fun to say, fun to spell + Jay calls me that sometimes

[timblrdrake]

'succumbing to the siren call of clothes fresh out of the dryer by having a nap on them'

So omega coded

i’m just a normal sleepy guy!

[timblrdrake]

Okay but... are you pregnant?

yup. super duper. giving birth as i type.

[timblrdrake]

in case you guys were wondering, i got Bruce a build-a-bear dressed up like Superman and got Clark to record some messages for the little voice box

[timblrdrake]

So your boyfriend is called BERNARD but you draw the line at Barthelemy?!

YES? because Bernard is a name that people have and Barthelemy is a french island