#is weird af

[timetomakeanewwish]

So I gotta ask: am I the only one who feels like some days are fake? That’s the best way I can explain it, it’s like you are conscious of what’s happening and ur actions are ur own but nothing REALLY matters to you? U read something and you understand the words and their meanings but they don’t stick in ur head? U know you have things to do and that they’re important but they don’t really seem to matter? It’s really confusing like you are underwater and you know that you should be drowning but for this day you don’t need to breathe bc you’re not real or the world around you feels like it’s not real? Am I the only one this happens to? Is this a thing that happens to people but we just ignore?

[arofluxstuff]

Hi! I just wanted to talk about past “crushes”. I’m sapphic aroace but I had what i called a crush on a boy from 2-7 grade. I’m pretty sure it was me just finding him aesthetically attractive and getting super awkward around him because I really didn’t want anything to do with him. It got really bad to the point I had an anxiety attack during a school dance because he asked me to dance and I said yes and felt SO uncomfortable and I left and ran to the bathroom. 🤷‍♀️

Okay like mood though

I always would like pick boys to have a crush on (I'm AFAB and was really trying to be straight) and once even started dating one I held his hand once and it was the weirdest thing and we broke up a week later 😂

[heliopheia]

also 'the girl' (das Mädchen) is gender neutral in german like why. fairy tales be like 'the little girl's mother hated it. so it ran away to the woods.'

[unlikecharlie]

Anybody else always spell "hijack" as "highjack" although you know damn well there ain't no jack that is high?

[roguelioness]

My brain has issues.

Last night, my dream consisted of me and @ladydracarysao3 protesting mage rights [what??] when Trump [!!!!!] shows up and breaks up the protest. He then makes me write a 5000-word essay on the importance of the moon in Sagittarius. I decide that’s bullshit, and I run away into the forest, where a strange light is blinking, and it turns out it’s Fenris.

Turns out he’s heard that I was protesting mage rights and he isn’t happy about it, so he hands me a chicken and tells me to pretend that it’s a mage. The chicken starts flapping its wings trying to get free and he says “see, that’s why mages are dangerous, look at those feathers flying everywhere”. I’m suddenly convinced by this, and start bawling because I’m a mage, and he tells me to keep the chicken and vanishes.

I’m then in school, trying to persuade the professors in my comprehensive exam committee to let me demonstrate my magic powers, when I’m asked about the genes that are responsible for the inheritance of mage-abilities. I have no answer to this, but we all try to solve it on the whiteboard.

We arrive at the answer, but before I can read it a bear charges into the room and breaks the board. And all the professors make a disgusted noise, and the bear sits, looks very sad, and starts to cry.

I... I have no idea whether I passed that exam or not.

[mementomorimementovivir]

I make myself wait for awhile before I let myself buy things I want but don’t need. for example there a nice pair of pants I want rn (secondhand but still a lil pricey) but by waiting it makes my brain go “pants” 24/7 so it accomplishes nothing

[arcane-machine]

Blorbo from your shows wishes he has the buttcrack that John Lennon does

[boabyduvet]

idk... maybe stop asking grown men to do cat noises for you?