I'm realizing that if Obey Me!MC ever met WHB!MC, they'd lose their shit.
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OB: YOU HAVE TO DO WH A T TO SURVIVE?!
WHB: You dont?!
OB: that feels, and I mean this sincerely, so illegal. Are you ok? Is it consensual? Do I need to call someone for you?!
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*demon bros fighting*
OB: SIT BOYS! Anyways, like I was saying-
WHB, staring at the Demon Brothers unable to move, kneeling on the ground: I cannot express to you how jealous I am right now.
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OB, glaring at WHB!Leviathan: oh my diavolo you're a bitch. I feel like I just touched something dirty. Gross, ugh. LEVI COME SNUGGLE!!
WHB, watching Leviathan about to murder OB as other Levi turns into a happy blushy mess and gets headpats* oh no
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Bael and Beelzebub staring at Beel and Belphie: so you don't just leave to do whatever?
Beel: no? I have a job here outside of Rad- why are you crying.
Bael: can we please trade???
Belphie: hELL NO!
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OB: wait so your mammon is like, rich rich?
WHB: more like three but- wait is yours not?
OB: . . . No comment.
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*WHB screaming in terror and trying to run at the sight of Simeon, Luke, and losing it at the name Raphael*
OB: angels where they're are evil and trying to kill them. Don't worry about it.
*10 minutes later*
WHB nestled in Simeon's wings literally having the time of their life and super upset about it: mAn, ouR aNgELs fUcKinG SUCK.
OB, staring down a chained up WHB!Barbatos with disgust: your demons suck too. Where are his clothes?
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OB!Solomon: ^ ^
WHB: oh you're their solomon?! Man my demons would probably love to mee-
OB popping their head in: NO THEY WOULDNT HES A SHADY BITCH!!
OB!Solomon: how could you say such a thing?
OB: You poisoned me just last week!
OB!Solomon: I made you dinner as you weren't feeling well!
WHB: aww, how ni-
OB: EXACTLY!!! POISON!! I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS!!
WHB: 0_o
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*The whole demon bros and kings and company staring each other down*
WHB: ok, so um- this is kind of hard to explain-
OB: SOLOMON AHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHADY BITCH?!
Literally the whole WHB cast: SOLOMON?!
WHB: he's not like our Solomon. Sorry guys.
Someone: but it's-
*cue OB flipping OB!Solomon off as he hides a large thick tome behind his back while yelling at him. Lucifer facepalms, groaning*
OB!Lucifer: I have too much work for this.
OB, turning around and grinning: HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!
OB!Mammon, clocking it right away: TREASURE NO-
OB: Lucifer, bark!
OB!Lucifer: woof . . . You're fucking dead.
*silence. Both Satan's burst out laughing among others*
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Meanwhile poor Luke is being threatened by a couple WHB Demons and that's OB!MC's child so NO THANK YOU!!
WHB is extremely jealous of the magic they can wield, but does help stop their more powerful demons from killing the OB angels. Who are horrified at the thought of aimless murder like that. Except Raphael, he's a warrior angel, but even he agrees that these angels are wrong.
(If OB!Micheal shows up that's going to be a shit show and I've got popcorn)
