Rista

Im Rista, the Owner and Author of Cafe Smut on AO3! This is where you can see tidbits and ideas, updates, and ask questions about my fics!

[cafe-smut]

Writing Comissions!!

A Link to my AO3 which is the showcase for my ability

Commissions {Open}

Most final prices will be negotiated in DM's

All Base Rates listed go off of prexisting characters/ships

OC's will cost more to put in

G/T rated cost no extra. M is subject to possible extra. E does incur an extra fee.

One Shot - 2-3k - $20

One Shot - 5-8k - $45

Multichapter - A Chapter is 10 pages/5-6k words - $40 per chapter

TO CLARIFY

I tolerate zero shipping between adults and minors. Zero between siblings. Zero between parent and child. You will be blocked if you attempt to request for something of that nature.

[triplemoonascension]

[mintmatcha]

do you squirt or queef

people used to say hello

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[guerrillatech]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[inber]

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

[thepolymorphexperience]

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[darlin-collins]

oh my God I just pissed myself off remembering how much Quinn hunts the narrative

fuck him like somebody kill him what the fuck it's just one guy

[cafe-smut]

I am DELIGHTED to inform you that in my personal little universe, Darlin's estranged childhood friends are Angel and Damian and Angel is an ex marine.

She disappeared for two weeks on a "work trip" (much to Davids horror and chagrin) after her own old buddies told her the guy she wanted them to look for was in town and hunted his ass D O W N

And no he's not allowed to hunt or haunt SHIT she's burning his ashes until there's nothing left. And then she's feeding his bones to darlin to take their rage out on!

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[cafe-smut]

Not my circus not my monkeys but I've got a ticket if I ever decide I'm curious

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[bisexualheritageposts]

Bisexual heritage post

[hauntedwhiskers]

Pondering my orbs.

[tormentum-ab-intra]

help

[spinnando]

Adrian watches Rocky sleep after they are reunited

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[bbcwhereareyou]

[terramene]

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

[ventique18]

A simple guide for every new twst fan. Non-negotiable. No exceptions allowed.

[badalloc]

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

[avoyuki-avocado]

Not tagged but I found this and I think it's neat

Ngl it's accurate very accurate, me writing crack funnies hc and fics and also brainrotted self lol

Tags: //nf @purezjirai @drowsy-king @misteria247 @idia-draconia @magical-regical @hayliethepurplepotato @s1lv3r-star

[magical-regical]

Thanks for the tag!

Oh look it's my favorite genre of isekai anime.

Tag: @hiromi-seika @cacti-inwonderland @lemonsquashhh @aivy-saur

[aivy-saur]

OOUUU thank yew for tagging :DD

Hm. Sounds about right I suppose-

★ — Tagginggg ;; @soruiru @fungifanart @nemisisnemi @aprityormarj @capri-ramblings and anyone else who wishes to join 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[aprityormarj]

Thx for tagging me! <3 but why tf did I get the same one as you???

Tagging: @ali3n0bserv3r @artistnettles @thalalalaliara and everyone else who wants to join! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[phuuca]

Sounds about right for me, and everything I do tbh.

@vacivusviscera @oh-hopeless-heart @quillaffinity @hellog00dbye @joygaytrash

[hellog00dbye]

You know it could be worse

Tagging: @astroiditto @snoopsie-billet-blog @rhaisz @ashloves7

[snoopsie-billet-blog]

HELL YEAH I DO!!!

@tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @3cloverss @lopapple

[3cloverss]

okay lowkey funny because I rarely read slowburn…

@spadeztwst, @lapincard, @marmarmars1009, @itssmesukii, @cat-has-arrived, @therandomkebab, @inside-floyds-walls, @rip-macabre-ghost, @oya-oya-okay, anyone else who wants to join BECAUSE I CANT REMEMBER ALL MY MOOTS ITS INSANE WHAT I HAVE LIKE 20 NOW

[spadeztwst]

huh

guess I am an idiot :D/silly

@sicklybunnie @carbonateddarling @valleyofyarrow and the rest of my already mentioned moots ^^

[valleyofyarrow]

Oh, damn-

Alrighty then- (heyyy, first person in this tag line to get this one! I feel special-/j lmao)

Tags!!!

@taruruchi

@yudokuhana

@artsy-y-foxy

And anyone else who'd like to join!!

[artsy-y-foxy]

oooo! id been seeing this go around!

Ah very simple lol, cant remember the last time I actually read a fic with this tag (tbf i havent read many fics lately lol)

Tags!! if you want!

@theultimate-nothing

@blood-red-hummingbee

and anyone else who wants to join!

[blood-red-hummingbee]

ooooo I ain't done this one yet I think-

delightful :D

anyone else? :3

[cafe-smut]

I'll take a hit. Let's see-

. . . *Looks at what I was writing last night* . . . Weeeeelllll it's not *wrong* per se-