#ish. idk

[enigmamuse]

Oh brother, this guy stinks

[mapsareforbraindeads]

has this been done yet

[corvidshipping]

thinkin abt the add.ams family jesbry au again… a very mysterious wealthy couple in ketter.dam with no clear explanation for why they have it… neither of them are merchants of any kind but they have as much money as anyone on the council. the story changes every time someone asks how they made it. they’re not unfriendly but they certainly have a strange aura about them; jes.per, the husband, is very friendly and charismatic but there’s definitely a dangerous glint in his eye… and in the guns he always carries at his hip. then there’s the question of his… hus..band?? wife?? no ones quite sure what they are actually. life partner, let’s say that. his partner bry is very kind but oddly morbid and often morose. what makes it even stranger is the dedication to each other - even as gloomy as bry is, even as charming as jes.per is, they hardly ever appear anywhere without the other, they’re so completely in love with each other and it’s in stark contrast to some of the other wealthy couples of the city who can’t seem to stand each other.

and the rumors, don’t get me started on the rumors about them! that bry grows a garden full of deadly plants, that jes.per used to be a high ranking gang member, that they just keep a wild cat in their home that’s tame to them but roams the grounds and eats interlopers. who the hell are they?? no ones gonna know, because everyone is too mildly terrified of them to find out. too bad. bry throws the best dinner parties. they’re simply to die for

[marshmellowtea]

okay yeah chris's favorite children's christmas book involves a sensible levelheaded woman tell off two drunk and significantly less responsible men in the segment he reads out. he's not beating the misandrist allegations

[moldfucker]

HES SO FUCKING CUNTNTTYYYY

[acemarkey]

might kill myself

[linrinkuarts]

Trying to clear more things out and found this.

Supposed to be this old thing, but eh.