Dec 24, 2016
Therapist: Do you believe in yourself?
Me: No
Therapist: With that kind of confidence I wouldn’t believe in you either
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Therapist: Do you believe in yourself?
Me: No
Therapist: With that kind of confidence I wouldn’t believe in you either
In coding class, learning about tables
Teacher:This table is ugly*Gestures towards computer*
Me: *Not paying attention* Yeah this table is hideous.
Teacher: ...
Me: Oh you mean the table on the computer.
Mom please
That moment when you vomit and your mom says it's due to your period and you say "OH NO, IM THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY" and she doesn't find it funny
Joke by me #1
Why are Canadians so weird? They make no cents.
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"little in the middle but she got much back" yes siree i have 15 back
What's the difference between a chef's salad vs your salad? Nothing; they're both gonna get tossed at some point!