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I've recruited my dad to make me Handsome Jack and Rhys figurines and he asked me why one had a robot arm.

He only responded with 'neat' when I told him Rhys replaced his arm and eye to help him in his corporate job.

I wonder if he'll ask about Jack's mask when he notices it.

I am now in a It’s Complicated relationship with snow because I love snow, I love touching snow, I love looking at snow, I love that snow is cold and there are no bugs, I love that snow is pretty, I love the sound of snow, I love walking through snow, I love making snow angels in snow, I love falling snow, I love the smell of snow, but snow has a Tragic Flaw and that flaw is that it sometimes does not come down as fluffy light snow but instead mushy and fucking heavy snow and then it does not want to be shoveled, it resists my shovel, it says ‘fuck you and your noodly arms, pasta, fuck your shoulders and back and legs, i want to lie here on the ground’ and I say, no, snow, you cannot lay on the sidewalk, that is illegal, also i can’t leave you in the driveway cause then i can’t drive and it whispers, ‘fuck the lawwwwwwww and your need to go buy bread before i melt’.

I love snow, but sometimes snow is an asshole.

#egads my arms and shoulders #it's only four inches and yet it's more stubborn than the snow from the blizzard #that snow was FLUFFY until it became ice #and it wasn't that it was mushy and heavy it was light and easy to shovel but there was just TOO MUCH of it so you had to shovel 50k times #this snow is MEAN #it is HEAVY #mushy snow why are you like this #where is your fluffy joy