#it really does work

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Lexi: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Ace: We yell "oh shit"

Tech: ... That could work.

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Me when I've had a shitty week so on Friday I wear my Good Omens shirt to make myself feel better.

[noonmutter]

https://mobile.twitter.com/neilshyminsky/status/1302322781091229700

[maychup]

Yall know that customizable shampoo called functions of beauty? I fucks with it so hard. I love it so much dude. pricey as hell but oh man am i an aesthetic hoe that loves my bottles of hair products

[progressiveresistance]

I totally get why people do that weird thing with their legs when they a take booty gainz photo now. IG: tylerdurden95

[natural-blogarithm]

love using my vibrator on my temples when my jaw hurts

[megagummidummi]

Mouthwash with Hot Cheetos as a chaser 👌