Chill Dino

"Space Dinosaurs. Because, Space Dinosaurs."

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Duck: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Tech: We should get you to a doctor for a check-up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Rev: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Lexi: You look good in that hoodie. Ace: You know where else I'd look good? Lexi, zero hesitation: My bed. Ace, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[loonamonium]

I gotta come back to this account at some point

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

We love you Shanz!!!

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

(When Ace Isn't around): Tech: How are we going to get through this door? Duck: I have an idea... Tech, give me your credit card. Tech: (Give credit car to Duck) Duck, now holding the card: Okay, now... Slam, break the door. SLam: (Immediately destroys the door)

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Rev: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Good lord, they're coming by the thousands...

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Kidnapper: We have your child. Ace: I... Don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who the hell just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Ace: Oh god, Rev!!!

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Rip: Rev, are you ok? Rev: Yeah, I just haven't been able to think straight lately... Rev's mind: Balls, two guys holding hands, dude's butts, Tech E. Coyote, di-

[segamarkiii]

Some Kip for spring!

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Duck: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Duck: *punches wall*

Duck:

Duck: Take me to the hospital.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Koale: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Ace: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

(The Day After Valentine's) Duck, coming out from the supermarket with a bunch of chocolate: If you'll guys excuse me, I'm gonna go Netflix & Chill by myself.

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But in all seriousness, Happy Valentine's everyone!

[thelightfluxtastic]

I got polls!

Pick one of my "good premise, rough execution" nostalgia button cartoons

Sonic Underground

Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century

Mummies Alive!

Loonatics Unleashed

Spider Riders

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[segamarkiii]

To celebrate the release of the Dead Space Remake, have Rippon exploring some part of the Ishimura, not knowing a Necromorph is behind him.

[mysticinternetdinosaur]

Tech: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.