I heard Should I Stay or Should I Go out in public today

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I heard Should I Stay or Should I Go out in public today
Grumpier today than I'd like
Tank started chanting mvp for mack 😳😳😳
did i post about how the fire alarm went off during Mass on Sunday from right before the consecration all the way to the end of the distribution of communion???
I'm sitting behind Val as she's laying the bed, about to give her her shot.
Just as I stick the needle in, "i need to fart, I'm trying to hold it in."
"You are going to hold it in."
And then i proceeded to do her shot faster than I ever have before, and then promptly crossed the room to the sharps container before she let rip.
Overheard at the restaurant, lovelies.
Server: "Sir, is this okay? It's a bit tight."
Customer: "Oh, I've fit in much tighter spaces before."
Me:
The fucking JUMPSCARE of having several tabs open and a voice coming on outta NOWHERE.
JEEZUZCHRISTOPHERCHRISTCOLUMBIABEANS!
I was not prepared... Need more sleep.