My Team of Theseus @02asky - Tumblr Blog

The video of Eky's media availability. In case anyone wants to get their heart broken all over again.

From SJHN

#goodbye eky :(#thank you for your five years here :(#fareweklund

Oh gavin mckenna elc cool

#LOLLLLLLLLLLL #like in sorry just nothing matters anymore #chompy #congrats on the 1.1m!

I just heard the danny b “theres a good chance we take a step back this year. We’re ready for that.” clip. HE SAID THAT THEN DOES THIS?

#HES INSANE HES INSANE #chompy

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade