#it's... terrible

[qveenpoppy]

wtf is this "utopia" song and why is it such a waste of an alien track

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #337: Casual and Completely Normal Conversation in Twilight Town (Kingdom Hearts)

Hayner: ('Sigh Heavily') I can't believe you of all people, made me watch "Boku no Pico", Roxas.

Roxas: (Rolled his eyes) C'mon, man. I already told you....(Points at Pence, who was somewhat nervously licking his Sea Salt Ice Cream) Pence was the one who dared me to get you to watch the anime in the first place.

Hayner: Oh yeah....(Slowly turns to Pence with a glare) You did told me that.

Pence: (Took one bite of the Ice Cream before nervously turning to Hayner) Okay. I'll admit. That was a pretty ballsy move on my part.....

Roxas: (Shrugged with a Smirk on his face) I dunno, Pencester. I wouldn't exactly call it "Ballsy". I say it's more of a.....Bitch-move if you ask me.

Pence: ('Sigh') Thanks for that, Roxas.....(Turns back to Hayner who's still Glaring at him) B-B-But, Hey! Look at the bright side! Roxas and I watched the anime too. S-So you don't have to be the only guy in our group who watched it....you know?

Hayner: True. Doesn't make me feel better in the slightest, though.

Pence: You're mad at me now, aren't you?

Hayner: Pence, I'm more disappointed in you if anything. I mean, I expect something like this from Roxas.....

Roxas: (Gives Hayner a Middle Finger while finishing his Ice Cream)

Hayner: .......But not from you, Pence.

Pence: (Puts his head down in shame) Yeah..........(Looks Back up to Hayner) You're gonna get me back from this, aren't you?

Hayner: Wellllllll......I haven't thought about what to do yet. But rest assured....(Grinned at Pence a little more Menacingly) You definitely won't get out of this unscathed, Pencey-Boy.

Pence: ('Nervous Gulp')

???: You guys watched "Boku no Pico" too, huh?

Roxas: (Turns to see Olette making her way to the gang) Olette? You seriously watched the anime too?

Olette: Yeah....But only the first episode. It was so disgusting....and wrong that I didn't even bother watching the others....(Shivers in Disgust) How were you guys able to watch it?

Roxas: (Shrugged) Curiousity. Everyone at school was talking about it. So I'd checked it out myself.

Pence: Yeah. I checked it out of curiosity too.

Hayner: Yeah well Roxas here convince me watch the three when episodes of this....(Pints at an already Guilty Pence) And Pencey-Boy here dared him to do it!

Olette: ('Gasps') Our Pence?

Hayner: Yup.

Olette: Are you sure it wasn't our Roxas' doing?

Roxas: (Turn to Olette, give her the look) Really?

Hayner: I'm sure. For once, Our Roxas' an innocent man...for now.

Pence: It's true.

Roxas: Okay, Seriously. Is this Aspect Roxas for Everything Day?

Olette: (Turns to Pence with a Disappointed yet somewhat Playfully Frown) Pencey......I am surprised at you.

Pence: I know...... Hayner says he's going to get me for this.

Hayner: (Chuckling Evilly) Heh heh heh.

Olette: ('Sigh') Go easy on him, Hayner. I still think he's a good boi.

Hayner: (Shrugged with a Evil Smirk on his face) Sorry. No promises.

Olette: (Sighed while Shrugging) Oh well. Looks like you're on your own on this one, Pence.

Pence: Eh. It's fine. I had it coming the moment I mentioned "Boku".

Roxas: So are we all going to agree that "Boku no Pico" is the worst thing that's ever put in media?

Olette: Oh my gosh. Yes! It's soooo bad!!

Pence: And disturbing.

Hayner: And it should've been illegal.

Roxas: Yeah........(Smirks) You guys wanna make someone else watch it?

Olette: Roxas!

Hayner: (Smirks) I'm down with that.

Olette: Hayner! Have either of you two learned NOTHING today?!

Roxas: That.....The four of us should never watch any anime named "Boku" again?

Hayner: Unless it's...."My Hero Academia"?

Olette: Well I mean....Yeah. But I'm talking about how we shouldn't get people to watch the anime! Like, at all!

Hayner: Ah, c'mon, Olette. It's more fun if someone other than us suffers through this too. I mean, could you at least let us get one person to watch it?

Olette: (Raised an Eyebrow)

Hayner: Pleeeeease? (Gives Olette a Puppy Dog look)

Olette: ('Groans in Defeat') Fiiiiine....One person and that's it.

Hayner: Sweet! Now....(Smirks Evilly) Who gonna be our suspect?

Roxas: Welp. I'm just gonna say this right now.....The three people I don't ever wanna show this to off the bat are Xion, Namine, and Sora. They're too innocent and pure to witness something like this.

Hayner: Alright. Then those three are out of the question.

Pence: Ok. So.....what about Seifer?

Hayner: Nah. Too easy.

Olette: ..............Donald?

Roxas: Even more easy......

Hayner: What about Riku?

Pence: Yeah......Roxas, didn't you say you hate the guy?

Roxas: With a passion. But I doubt he'll agree to watch the whole thing.

Hayner: True.......So if it ain't either of those guys, then who are we going to pick?

Roxas: .............................All in favor of convincing Vantias to watch it, say "Aye".

Hayner/Olette/Pence: Aye.

Pence: Wait. Wouldn't he kill us if he found out we made him watch the anime?

Roxas: Yeah. But even if he tries to, Namine would always stop him in a heartbeat. He always listens to her, remember?

Pence: Ohhhh....Okay.

Bonus

Vantias: (Eyes Widened from what he just watched on his Computer Screen) The Fuck does these Assholes made me watched?!!

Namine/Aqua: (From the Other side of the room) Language, Vantias!!!

Vantias: Sorry!!! I just.....('Sigh') Really having an another midlife crisis right now.

Vantias was planning to kill Roxas and gang for making him watch Boku no Pico....But was stopped and scolded by Namine.....who in turn scolded the gang for making her brother watch something as horrid as that Abomination of an anime in the first place.

Inspired by @khtext

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@hookhands (sc)

   The crowbar slides out of his noticeably shaking hands. It’s not that heavy, not physically, but he feels as though it weighs a ton, cold iron BURNING his palms like fire, and if Olaf were alone in the room, he’d slide down the wall, staring into the silent darkness of the dusty old saloon. Waiting for something to happen. Waiting for the last few moments to be rewound. But he isn’t alone in the room and time never rewinds itself. He isn’t alone in the room and he can’t pull himself together and force a smile of gloat – he’s prevailed. He’s defeated an ENEMY. It’s a reason to celebrate, then why is it so difficult to breathe?

   His disguise is slipping, not the detective one – the one he’s been wearing for years, sewn to his skin with rough stitches. Maybe the fresh air of the countryside is supposed to make it easier, maybe if it replaced the smell of dust and blood he’d be back to his usual self within moments. But the thing is, it doesn’t help at all as he steps outside only to run into–

   “DAMN IT, I forgot I told you to wait here,” he breathes out instead of trying to breathe in.                               “Tell the villagers... Count Olaf has been murdered.”

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@echeveria2 replied to your post “4 + 21”

every time u bring up the zhn canon verse my body crumbles away into dust……. My dream fic…….

@robynzain relates to this.

I actually haven’t started writing it because I haven’t figured out how to reconcile Niall and Harry’s plot like, how do you go from being Harry’s post-Zayn rebound to getting ignored by Harry to casually – “casually” – hooking up with Zayn and Harry finding this out because he decided to come over to Zayn’s to have some sort of emotionally charged Talk and you were there making breakfast. the cherry on top is that even though it’s been weeks, you haven’t told Zayn that you were Harry’s post-Zayn rebound so,,, awkward. “you” is Niall and Niall has no idea what to do so obviously I have no idea what to do because Niall runs my life.

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ANON: me as hell! t b h.

[verified-babe]

yall need to STOP drawing Goofy's son Max grown up and "sexy". this cannot be healthy

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Middle English makes me want to cry